Here's a little spoof I wrote a while back when the forum got hacked. Back then, the vulnerability was found to be in the thanks button, so it was disabled. Everyone lost their accumulated thanks points. Lot's of grumbling. Then it returned. Lots of applause.
My spoof was tongue-in-cheek, but I think my cheeks were a tad too chubby for this to be evident at the time...
The title, which I forgot to put originally,
but had written...
and consecrated in my files...
brought me no peace...
for the public disfigurement...
of my my masterpiece.
But now...
with this timely thread...
the tide has turned...
the wrong has been righted.
Righted, I say!
And on this solemn occasion...
it is my honor and pleasure...
to declare to the world...
and all people throughout history...
that the title is...
(drum roll...)
Ta daa!!!
THE THANKS BUTTON
The little thanks button took a hike
And frustrated all the cranks
Who used to use it as a whip
To dole out petty spanks.
And jokers cast a wistful eye
Because their plans drew blanks
Without a button they could push
They had to stop their pranks.
Still those like you and me were sad
We couldn't see our ranks
Of gratitude from those we helped
Who button pushed their thanks.
So what a joy to look around
And see that lost has now been found.
And celebrate with words and sound
The return of the Almighty Thanks Button!
Long live the Almighty Thanks Button!
I love you Almighty Thanks Button!
Thanks!