Today I became a billionaire. Nothing feels different.

[moonshine7000]

Billions of dollars in US currency ?

 

[HustleTong]

Ser, try our $2 PBN links for mind-blowing results

 

[5 Nights at Freddy's]

Great!

 

[Castamir]

So to give you guys some context, I’m in my early 20s. I’ve always been a misfit kid. I like to live fast : fast women, fast cars, parties, you name it. I’m not really tight with my family since they shipped me off to boarding school but that is where you meet other rich kids. And I sure as hell didn’t wanna hang around kids who weren’t sons/daughters of other billionaires and diplomats.

Two years ago is when I first stepped into the world of IM. I’ve never had a failed project since. I attribute this to my very high IQ. I’ve been a millionaire for about a year now but today when I woke up, I noticed that my bank balance has as many digits as my phone number. But strangely, nothing feels different. It’s still the same life. I could buy a jet with hard cash and do other stuff to make it different but the yogi inside of me will never change.

I guess I’m not sure what the point is that I’m trying to get across to you. But if you’re like me (handsome, high IQ, charming etc), just stick in there and worship the grind. All you have to do to become a billionaire like me is to wake up at 4 AM everyday, drink sparkling water and work hard and shit.

Also, stay tuned for my email marketing course which will explain how to get 100% inbox rate.

EDIT : I see that a bunch of jokers have opened troll threads but this is a serious discussion.

@Yes This is next level. More power 100%

 

[M4XW3LL]

Forget your email marketing course. Tell us how to maintain our inner yogi?

 

[IamNRE]

Forget your email marketing course. Tell us how to maintain our inner yogi?

This is why we need more than 2 emjois.

I want to use the "hug" emjoi ... I totally agree with your comment.

Show us how to master our inner yogi please deer.

 

[howarddawizard]

Basic!

 

[Deleted member 658642]

Congratulation with such a great goal achieved.
Also want to thanks mate, it's gives me more motivation to keep moving and working and success will come soon or later.

Thank you, Luke. Keep working hard and one day you’ll be a billionaire too.

Sadly I’m still in the seven figure club.. I’ll need to work harder and get distracted less (like this) to reach the rabbit’s level.

Thank you, it is a little lonely and it’s tough at the top.. but the view up here is spectacular, I appreciate the shout

Don’t worry brah. We’re all gonna make it.

Please send me alprazolam prescription deer. I need to slip.

Ah so you do mix pills with booze?

Worst of all, it works today like it's 2010...

Create a controversy around your name, shit about how you are a young millionaire and miracles will happen, really... Sad.

Hey man, you wanna throw hands?

@Yes This is next level. More power 100%

Thank you, brother.

Forget your email marketing course. Tell us how to maintain our inner yogi?

Show us how to master our inner yogi please deer.

This has by far been the most important part of my journey. Mastering our inner yogis is no joking matter and will be left to the expertise of @pewep .

 

[MrDenz]

Hey man, you wanna throw hands?

Wanna Throw Hands - Now instead of "hands" we should think of other word/s and start selling ebooks all over the internet.

Result...?

 

[Gogol]

Ah so you do mix pills with booze?

Nooooo either booze or pills (if I could get my hands on them though lmao).

 

[spacenaut]

Definitely buying whatever you're selling in the signature.

 

[TheMav3n]

This is some next level trolling .

 

[jorun]

I'm not sure if this is a joke or not since I don't know you nor if you are the owner of ipqs.com, if you are then you're definitely very very rich lol and we can learn a lot from you .

 

[darksoultrip]

Wow, I remember so well when you were just a millionaire:

You came a long way, congraz

This dude fascinates me. Not a bad song, starting to get it.

 

[getivan]

Please send me a link to your PayDay Loan Service, so that I can get enough cash to buy your high-ticket course.

 

[killzonefury619]

Waiting for the youtube video with a course demo and lambo

 

[Chris Newman]

Yeah, finally become a drillionaire !!! (yeah, drillionaire with a "d"). But, before that be careful of killionaire (yeah, killionaire with a "k""), then it will "feel different".

 

[CrazyBuddy]

FML

 

[xReminisce]

Since you don't feel any different about being moved from a millionaire to billionaire bro, just donate some of that to me.

 

[don dada]

A billion dollars cash? Really? Not stocks or other cash receivables, just right there in your bank account. You're either the newest druglord in town or a lying piece of shii.