Do you sleep/Have you slept with a hooker

[mickyfu]

OP, I slept with your Mum and she paid me, does that still count?


J/K - PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENCE - MUM JOKES ARE FUNNY -

Ha Ha, it was me really dressed as OP's mum.

 

[raylewis98]

I had 4 of them. Never paid a penny, theyre my neighbors

 

[Kuem]

i remember sleeping with one when I was younger. Now that I'm thinking about it, it might've been my mom

 

[IOVECT]

Nope, I would rather use tenga egg or go buy a sex doll instead, not interested in high-risk relationships.

 

[klique]

I'm not so sure about that one. Even escorts as low as £200 per hour probably have better standards than boho party girls.

Not sure where you live, but I'll take my chances with a female who isn't selling her snatch before one that gives it up in exchange for money if it's based purely on the chances of catching a std.

 

[alice252293]

Damn, I'm still a virgin.

 

[jefis]

Never have, never will

 

[Gogol]

Yes dear. Me sleep with dog hookers 24/7.

This is a pic of the last one:

Holy shit your gf looks cute. I wana adopt her. Is it weird to ask?

 

[patriotnews]

I'm all for partying.. but paying for pussy? Why pay for something that you can get free, with a lower chance of catching a STD?

Actually, statistically, you're more likely to catch an STD from a regular person picked up in a bar than from a professional sex worker.
Key: professional, not a heroin addict picked up on a street corner.
Stats come from and are relevant to US. CDC study

 

[DulalKisku]

Rape Joke allow?

 

[Roboxit]

Got a wife, no need for this nonsense.

 

[klique]

Actually, statistically, you're more likely to catch an STD from a regular person picked up in a bar than from a professional sex worker.
Key: professional, not a heroin addict picked up on a street corner.
Stats come from and are relevant to US. CDC study

Go with the stats and keep buying hookers.. I'll stick to what's worked for me. I've thankfully never caught and STD (knock on wood) and don't plan on rolling the dice with a hooker. Still never understood of paying for something you can get for free. Any females I've slept with, with nsa I've always been able to maintain a decent friendship with on the side.. I don't see hookers being in my roledex of people to call just to chat it up. Too each it's own though.

 

[MrMagicHands]

This is the problem - ‘hooker’, ‘sluts’ etc people don’t get there is a world of difference between the elegance of a high class escort and someone standing in the alleyway and just judge purely by the fact they charge for their services.

 

[lacifitra]

The good old graveyard and coffin alternative is cheaper.

 

[TheVigilante]

Yes dear. Me sleep with dog hookers 24/7.

This is a pic of the last one:

LOL

 

[mhtro]

Ha Ha, it was me really dressed as OP's mum.

ill fuck you anyday daddy

 

[Deleted member 719276]

ill fuck you anyday daddy

no dear, kiss my front tail pls ty

 

[William702]

Sorry if it is a dumb question.

The answer depends... What does your mom do for a living?

lol only joking, could not let the chance slip by for a mom joke. Hope you have a sense of humor

Yes dear. Me sleep with dog hookers 24/7.

This is a pic of the last one:

HAHAHAH

 

[definealt]

Girls on a night out are cheaper these days.

And I like to chase.

this method only works if you are handsome thank u

 

[Deleted member 855230]

this method only works if you are handsome thank u

No it doesn't.

There are three major attraction groups for women.

Wealth or Appearance or Humor

If you have none of the above, achieve one and you'll be fine.