How to get FREE WEED

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Hey guys, just thought I would share this method with all of you pot smokers in the US residing in states that have legalized Medicinal Marijuana. This method uses the same basic principles that we discuss here everyday.
Here goes:

Step 1: Get you Medicinal Marijuana license. If you live in a MMJ state like California (like myself) then you should be able to easily find a doctor to write your a medical marijuana recommendation for around 40-60 dollars.

Step 2: Go to to your nearest dispensary or "clinic".

Step 3: If you see someone sitting in the lobby filling out a bunch of papers on a clipboard, they are most likely a first time patient. Approach them and give them friendly hello and attempt to shoot the shit a bit. (stoners are usually very friendly)

Step 4: Quietly Let them know that you are going to tell the staff that you referred them to come in. 99% of dispensaries give free grams to people who refer new customers to them.

Step 5: Tell the staff that you referred the person in the lobby (remember to ask for the persons name) and that you are here to collect your free gram.

Step 6: Smoke in your car on your way to the next dispensary

RINSE & REPEAT
 
this method, along with the 'how to get the pussy' thread, deserves to be in the hall of fame :D

nice method OP!

100 clinics, 100 grams, a nice buck 2 be made!
 
haha this method will get you banned at most clinics. If someone came up to me and said this i would say "get the fuck away from me" and proceed to tell staff. It will, no doubt work some percentage of time if you are that desperate. Personally, i like to stay at 1-2 great clubs and not do them dirty.
 
Roflmfao. Ex Stoner Here now just a once a month or two user but this made me piss my pants love it...........JUST SAY No!!!
 
Thank God i can just walk to the end of the street where there is a coffee shop to buy my weed legally...
 
Even though weed is not legalised over here, it's still very easy to get it for a low price. Good luck to anyone who tries this method though.
 
Was traveling around a bit today and decided to hit up the local dispensaries. this method just worked for me 4 out of the 5 times I tried it. One time there was nobody in the waiting room when I walked in so I casualy asked if they had a specific high CBD strain and they said no (as expected) and then I walked out and moved on.
 
Leave it to a stoner to be the most creative in getting free stuff. LOL. Love it.
 
Lol.

Idk, you could just come to canada and go out to a bar. I don't smoke anymore, but I have random people offer to blaze me up for free a couple times a month. Much more from friends, but that's a given. Been bought drinks probably 2 times in my entire life (attractiveness fail), but have long since lost count of the offers of free pot (which might be some kind of self-causation thing but still).

Then again, it's probably way cheaper here (alcohol is what's ridiculously priced), and I don't exactly hang around the most reputable areas.
 
I hate Texas lol I know it will be one of the last states to legalize it :bsflag:
 
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