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I just got a job cleaning houses! :D

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by 2011nfl, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    See. Here's the email I received :)

    Hello,
    My name is brown and my wife's name is Nancy and she's 7 months
    pregnant and this is our first baby.We are relocating to the city from
    Manchester England and will be coming to the united state to work on
    contract basis with the United States Environmental Protection Agency
    (USEPA)on a private research work so i need someone who could help in
    cleaning our apartment about three times per week and this will be at
    your free time because this is a PART TIME JOB so you get to choose
    and let me know which of the days of the week will be okay by you.


    I will be offering you $50 per hour as i have advertised on
    craigslist,i will be needing your services for two hours at any
    suitable time of yours three times in a week probably
    Tuesdays,Thursdays and Saturdays or Sundays,i hope two hours is
    enough to clean a 2 bedroom house with one master bedroom and 1
    standard size room,with One Living room and a kitchen as well. I
    believe you will be fit for this position in as much you will prove
    yourself to be a reliable and hard working person,we are looking at
    arriving the states by the 22nd of aug, and this will depend on how
    soon our travel agent can book seats for me and my wife on British
    Airways,and so you should start working on the 21st of aug.


    You will help us to clean the apartment in the morning or a day
    before our arrival,I will tell the estate agent to mail the keys of
    the apartment to you, or maybe provide you with his contact so you may
    pick the keys so that you can be able to clean it on the 1st before we
    arrive. I want know if there's any equipment that you may need us to
    provide,if there's any let me know how much it will cost, I will be
    spending about 2yrs for the contract job, so i may be needing your
    services for that time as well if am satisfied with the services you
    render.


    As regards payment for your services,we have a financier that is
    based in the states and he will be handling the payment to you and
    some other expenses,so he will be the one that will be taking care of
    your payment,I will instruct him to pay for the first two weeks of
    your work in advance before my arrival so as to secure your
    service,actually i should have paid for more weeks but i will extend
    the payment if am satisfied with your service after the two weeks.


    So for my financier to issue and send you the payment he will need
    you to provide this information,as soon as i receive this,i will
    forward it to him to enable him to issue and send the money order to
    you:


    Name to be on money order :
    Home address or Office Address :
    City :
    State :
    address
    Zip code :
    Phone number :


    You should also let me know if you accept this offer,and all i will
    need from you is total honesty and sincerity. I know you will be
    committed to the work,you will also have a nice period of working with
    my wife. I will be waiting to hear from you on your receipt of this
    email.


    Regards.


    brown



    And Here's the reply I sent back :D

    Yes. Thank you for your reply to my resume. I need a job very badly. I can't believe someone finally replied to my ad! I can't wait to serve you. I have been a servant for many many years, and it is my pleasure. Since you are having your first baby, take it from me. It gets so much easier. I have 11 beautiful children. Thanks for this opportunity. I will not let you down.


    Name: David O. Brown
    Address: 1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
    Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900



    Now to completely understand why this is funny, you will need to google the name and address and phone number that I provided to him. Then you will see why it is funny that I said I have been a Servant for many many years :D
     
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  2. hotguy640

    hotguy640 Senior Member

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    you have given good replai.:cool:
     
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    its a Dallas Police Department
     
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    congrats bro , so now you can make more money mixing 9-5 job with IM
     
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  6. anhilation

    anhilation Junior Member

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    hahaha, good fucking job bro :D
     
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    Not the brightest lamp in the factory but man I look good in a uniform...
     
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    EPIC! you just made my day! :D
     
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  9. 2011nfl

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    Lol, the funniest part is that YEARS AGO I really fell for this, and when I sent my address, the guy sent me some fake money orders. Hopefully it still works the same way :D
     
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    Chief David Brown Chief of
    Police David O . Brown
     
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    IM, law enforcement, and soon to be a cleaner...man you doing great:)
     
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    LOL
    :) :) :)
     
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  13. radiant13

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    11 hungry mouths to feed, that's why you were looking for a side job.
     
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  15. Alonzx

    Alonzx Registered Member

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    Sorry, I'm dumb.
    I don't get whats so funny about this post.
     
  16. jhn2001

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    this bhw thread should now rank 1 in google for your give address name etc
     
  17. back2form

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    Check the address as OP said, By Google it follows

    1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
    Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900

    it was dallas police station address.. Can you see it ? Please smile :) please please..

    It doesn't makes you funny or still dumb then use smile :) and say "well, its soo funny :)" That's it!


    Cheers!
    Bart



     
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  18. B. Friendly

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    Y'know, someday those Nigerians are going to learn the American vernacular, and then we are all going to be truly fucked.

    "Yo, what up n shit, dawg? Hey, I be needin' sumbuddy to be cleanin' dees apartments, you feel me?"
     
  19. carlikito

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    Great reply dude!

    At least the email looks and reads better than most, very credible until the part where he's gonna pay $50/hr and when he mentioned the financier.
     
  20. Alonzx

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    Still don't see whats so funny.
    if people find the fact that he gave the employer a police station address instead is own address funny, I wish them a healthy life. and heres a delightful smile! :)