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How I Got High Ranks + HOT SEO Babe. ;) Real GF Material? Or WAM, BAAM, Thank you MAAM?

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  1. ceosam

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    Hey guys. Many of you know me as ceosam from my facebook. http://www.facebook.com/ceosam1991
    So I've started dating this hot girl named Jennifer, who has been doing my seo and always gets my sites high on google with her skills. She's 24 and has been doing seo for 4 years or so, and those that know me well know there's only 1 thing I love more than girls. And that IS... Girls who make ME MONEY!!! ;) SO anyway. Me and her approached it all business at first but she showed me more interest after a date so I became interested in her as well. Anyway, this is how our relationship started.


    Skype IM

    Jennifer- Hi Sam I saw you on BHW and I'd like to add you and offer you some of my seo services.

    Me- Contact request accepted.

    Jennifer- I saw you on BHW and I'd like to let you know I offer seo to my clients. I've been ranking them successfully for the past 1 year through all google updates.

    Me- Ok, Jennifer sounds good. Let me see some proof.

    Jennifer- (Sends me ranking graphs for proof of clients hitting the top 5 of google from her services)

    Me- Awesome! Hey this is awesome and I WOULD give you $2.5k a month for seo BUT the girl that is doing my seo right now give me her full name, phone number, and address.

    Jennifer- Well sir, I didn't know I'd have to...

    Me- Look Jennifer, you seem like a real nice girl and all. But this is a very unprofessional business your running here. You offer me seo without giving me your full name and phone number??? I'll have to decline any business with you

    Jennifer- WAIT! NO look Sam. I will give you all these details right now.
    Full Name: Jennifer Bradley
    Phone Number: (917-***-****) Edited out for her privacy
    Address: California, State Only put for her privacy

    Me- Ok now were talking business Jennifer. Look I'll be flying from where Im at to meet you next wednesday at 10am. Will you be prepared to meet up at your office address and give me more details on what you will be doing to rank my sites? I have over 100 sites you can work on and an seo budget of $5k per month.

    Jennifer- Yes sir, I'll definitely be ready! I look forward to our meeting. Sorry, I wasn't so professional at first Sam, I was alittle nervous.

    Me- Great. Dont worry about it Jennifer. Your forgiven. See ya next wednesday at 10am.

    NEXT WEDNESDAY, 10am

    I arrive in Los Angeles, California to meet this girl at her office. A cab takes me there within 20 minutes. I come in her office. Its beautiful and all white. She waves at me. I took a pic and told her she's too beautiful to be in seo. She should model. Anyway she tells me shes doing seo not modeling because its her passion and modeling isn't. I say no worries.

    View attachment 47323

    Anyway, I tell her lets go to a nearby restaurant while we discuss exactly what she will be doing to rank my sites higher in google.

    20 minutes later

    Were at the restaurant and I tell her order whatever she wants its on me, and I order a sirloin steak with french fries and a milk shake. She then orders a sushi with a toasted bagel, and a iced tea. So I ask her what made her get into seo. She told me she struggled with school as a kid but was always good with analytical things and math, so around age 20 she took an interest in internet marketing and starting experimenting. Now 4 years later, she's ranked 100's of clients sites higher on google and helped people make more money. I said impressive. She asked what I do, and I told her Im an internet marketing consultant, basically people pay me to get their own money making website in a profitable market, and get the site to the top of google. I've helped many people make hundreds of thousands of dollars, and they pay me upfront and a percentage of what they earn each month. She's very impressed.

    The food comes

    We eat then the conversation continues again.

    Jennifer- So I know we got off to a little bit of a rocky start but now I think your pretty cool Sam.

    Me- Well Im going to be honest, I wasn't going to work with you after what you pulled back there, but I see were past that, so I'll let the past be the past.

    Jennifer- So I take it that you are going to invest in my seo.

    Me- Yes I will allocate 2.5k per month to your account for seo work on my first 10 sites. As you do well and show great results I will give you more and more of the budget.

    Jennifer- Thanks so much! (Gives me big hug and kiss on cheek)


    Me- View attachment 47320 Your very welcome hun. I will call you each week to check on the progress of my sites.

    I pay for her cab back to her office while giving her a check for 2.5k and then get in a cab back to the airport.

    I fly back home to Pennsylvania

    When I get in I shower, email her my site details and go on BHW then she calls.

    Me- Hello.

    Jennifer- Hey, so I got the details and I've added your sites to my workload just now.

    Me- Great. So when can I expect results.

    Jennifer- Within the next 10 days you will start seeing great results. Im adding my best most high pr powerful links for you.

    Me- NICE. That's what I like to hear. Look, I will talk to you later, I've got to take care of some biz ok hun?

    Jennifer- Ok, but I really wanted to talk to you...

    Me- About what?

    Jennifer- Well, I know I'm supposed to keep it business and all. But I really like you and I was wondering if you felt the same.

    Me- Uhhhhmmm....

    Jennifer- Im sorry did I cross a line with that question?

    Me- Uhmmm no. Not at all cutie. I just didnt expect that. haha. To be honest with you yes, I like you outside of the business aspect as well, and
    if you show me great results on my sites I'll like you even more.

    Jennifer- Ok well in that case, Im going to deliver the best possible results I can Sam. I really can see myself with a man like you. Your wise, funny, and sexy. I mean, when you came in my office I was so shocked you looked as good as you look. BHW doesnt show your pic well enough.

    Me- Haha. Thanks alot Jen. Your pretty yourself. I told you you should model haha. But look I gotta go ok hun? Good night and do your best work for my sites.

    Jennifer- Ok Hun I totally will.


    10 days later 3/14/2014

    I hit top #2, #8, and #10 for 3 very competitive 30,000 monthly search keywords for my main money site. My other 9 sites hits top 5, top 20 for all their keywords. I started seeing traffic and making an extra $800 a day from all these high rankings. I called Jennifer.


    Me- Great work hun! I see the rankings and you totally are rocking it! haha.

    Jennifer- Thanks so much hun.

    Me- Your welcome!! How has the work been?

    Jennifer- Not too hard... BUT there is 1 thing missing.

    Me- What???

    Jennifer- You here with me...

    Me- Awwe. Sweetie. Even though I really like you I am a very busy man ok?

    Jennifer- But you did say if I got you great results you'd like me even more.

    Me- I mean I dooo like you even more now. My incomes going up nicely from these rankings haha.

    Jennifer- SO come see me, NOW. Im not asking you Sam, Im demanding it.

    Me- Ohhh. Ok. Haha. Getting alittle bossy huh?

    Jennifer- Yea I see I have to be alittle bossy with you.

    Me- Ok hun look. I'll come take you out next wednesday at 10am. Deal?

    Jennifer- Yay! Deal babe. Can't wait for our date next wednesday.


    That was last night. So next wednesday Im going to go chill with her over in Los Angeles, California. She's pretty hot and she has my income going up a whole lot from the rankings she's given me so, everythings good there. ;) Tell me guys, do you think this relationship with my seo girl can turn into a real relationship? OR just a few WAM, BAM, Thank you maam sessions??? lol.

    -CEOSAM
     
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  2. Ming the Merciless

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    So, you met her on BHW. Will she not see this thread?
     
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  3. ceosam

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    NO dude. She doesn't have an account here lol. You can see my skype from just going to my profile. A few people without bhw accounts have added me that way. She's not the only 1.

     
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    How old are you? 14?

    And your conversation logs smell like bullshit.
    Last time I checked, 917 was the area code for New York City, not California.
    Not to mention that photo you posted is a stock photo. That's not Jennifer.
     
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  5. nastyseo

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    Cool story bro!
    Will add it to the list of my favourite fairytales
     
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  6. Ming the Merciless

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    Edit: After further investigation by our BHW brethren, ceosCam is in fact a DOUCHE!
     
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  7. ceosam

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    Dude Im 22. Ok? I asked a simple question. Im not here to prove anything to anyone. I only asked if you think she's real girl friend material, or should I just see her as good for a sexual relationship only.

     
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    Its a true story. I dont do fairy tales. :thefinger

     
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    ceosam BANNED BANNED

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    Thanks for your honesty bud. I think she's that main girl type too. Just wanted some feedback from my fellow BHW'ers. :)

     
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    hahahaha that's definitely a great story! :D
     
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    Okay, you want some honest advice? Here goes.

    1. Stop talking about yourself in third person on facebook.
    2. Nobody gives a shit about which hotel you stay in or what you eat for lunch or what you buy at the mall. Its like running around naked in the streets and screaming "Hey, look how big my dick is".
    3. You don't need to call yourself a CEO every time you talk about yourself. Rich CEO? Makes you sound like a douche CEO brah!
    4. Finally, to answer your question, this is not a relationship forum.
     
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    I'm not sure what the point of this thread is, sounds a bit like a brag and is complete shit.
     
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    </thread> right there
     
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    seems a little far fetched really.....but its a great story for sure!
     
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    also she isn't all the hot bro....kinda homely really
     
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    Haha who writes that shit on Facebook?! Most likely you're a wannabe 'big time' , or even if you are spending money 'likes it nothing' - real big time players, don't brag like this. Deary me...
     
  18. ceosam

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    1, 2, and 3 is my personal life. I do those things on fb because part of my business is helping others make money online. People like to know you can help them before they pay you. So of course Im going to show how im living it makes me money. Great money. 4, this is the lounge section Im posting in which is supposed to be relaxed and easygoing. Why are you so serious???

     
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    Whatever product your selling has to be sold. I brag like that because it shows ppl I can help them make money from home, and they then pay me. Whats the big fu&&in deal??? NONE of this has anything to do with what I posted! I asked about this girl, thats it! NOT whats on my facebook.

     
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    Thanks for being on topic unlike others here. And IM not saying shes the hottest. But to me. Yea, shes the shit. ;)

     
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