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Funny homework to do...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by lakim0, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. lakim0

    lakim0 BANNED BANNED

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    Well, homework is a bit childish, so here it goes ...

    Today, at the university, we were asked to write a small essay about online marketing.

    This is very (!) strange for our lecturer to do such a thing, it's just that she somehow said that besides government and official 20% off jobs people won't be able to make any money. As a marketer and a BHWer I couldn't help myself aaand... guess what happened, yes, almost an hour of arguing ...

    90% of the class was on her side with stupid questions, if you can make money online, why study here?

    Well, it lead to this, we have to write a little essay about what is online marketing and how to make $$.

    Oh, and the great thing, the best work will be placed in our electronic directory, main page.

    Maybe I should put some aff links from my CPA accs ? lol

    I just can't wait to see her face when I deliver it finished. It's already 12 pages :D

    One point in online marketers' favor.

    I defend our pride at a national level, so should you :D

    Damn, I'm a little buzzed right now, sorry if I wrote something awkward.

    Cheers :beer:
     
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  2. imdaily

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    You just got access to some easy .edu links. Bump up that PR!
     
  3. truepals_forever

    truepals_forever Senior Member

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    Don't mention bhw in your essay plz. We've enough of noobs already.
     
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  4. lakim0

    lakim0 BANNED BANNED

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    I don't need their shitty PDF links, it's our pride that's on the line : ))

    Don't worry, even if I did, they are just too lazy to sign up.
     
  5. imdaily

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    Hah, I almost forgot this was BlackHatWorld.
     
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    Genius lol, go for it dude. What have you got to lose?
     
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  7. imdaily

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    Better yet, throw up a quick sales page for a MMO PLR and make that article super juicy.
     
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    She is trying to steal your method. j/k. a lot of people don't understand I guess. You should defiantly hit them with a CPA offer.
     
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  9. lakim0

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    Yep, I definitely will.

    P.S I mentioned BHW in this essay :D
     
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    haha how did it go lakim0? :)
     
  11. Patel

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    Right on. When I was in University, I took a class called Technical Writing or something like that. Basically they teach you writing skills and you learn alot different computer related stuff. Everything I learned in that class, I already had experience with from Internet Marketing.

    The teacher was really a bitch, and to be honest I certainly feel like she gave me lower grades because I was Indian, when my work was better than other people that got higher grades than I did. I remember one time she argued how working online is only temporary and you dont have the job security of a real job. Everything she taught was related to "working for a company", she never taught once how you can use these skills to benefit your own self. Well she makes money as a professor working 9-5, and I make mine working part time from home on a passive automatic level.

    I take pride in knowing that I have alot of experience in the real world, I could only imagine seeing her face when she saw my resume as our final project. CEO of marketing company, Secretary of fraternity, 4 years experience in web design, php programming experience, awesome computer skills.
     
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  12. Chizz

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    Lakim0 how did it go, I'm pretty interested to hear bout the reaction of your teacher =)
     
  13. lakim0

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    I didn't write any essay, I just signed up into one of my CPA networks from the big desktop screen of our classroom, so everyone could see over $700 made in one month on ONE account.

    Teacher was like "wtf, what is that" ... :D

    Than questions, how to make it, OMG, man, is that true, I wanna know too...

    I showed them my blog where I have written some basic tactics of IM :D

    I don't bother explaining to people who don't get the whole idea behind online marketing, all that is concerned with PC and keyboard is considered a childsplay, they don't want to understand, why bother, move on....

    I study there only because I have to, I don't even like it.
     
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    You should have mentioned WF instead. Less how to make money posts, more noobs to purchase WSOs.
     
  15. lakim0

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    I pity them, but for different reasons. One is that they're so stupid they can't even imagine another 'world' where cash flows in the rivers, lol.

    Another reason is that people are having terrible jobs, how's 9 hrs of labor and $2 / hour?

    I wish more people knew about Online business, I'd love to spread it around my country (that wouldn't be too difficult) but no one would care, I know for sure.

    On the other hand, it takes brain and hard work just as any other GOOD job, so, they're the ones to blame for not working hard or not being in charge of their lives.

    So many people are broke these days, painful to watch.
     
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    Haha congrats mate:)
    when I show people some sites and explain how they make money they can't understand it either :)
     
  17. Goal Line Technology

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    wise words well spoken :)
     
  18. Nigel Farage

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    Teachers are government employees, and they are the exact opposite of an entrepreneurs. They are more afraid of poverty than they are ambitious for wealth, and they will sacrifice their own opportunities to earn a lifetime of wealth in exchange for a lifetime of (job) security. Teachers are an extreme demographic of our population, and we concentrate them in a public education system and then hand over the young and impressionable minds of children to them for 12 years and more. Recall how much of public education is focused on things like "working in groups" and "social skills" instead of "individual effort" and "individual achievement". Also note that, whenever one person DOES accel, the achievements are always incorporated and subordinated to the group. "Best in Class" instead of "BEST", which is an easy transition to "Employee of the Month" at McDonalds, or some other corporate hell. Where, outside the open market, does one get rewarded for their individual achievements with unlimited wealth? Answer: No where. And "graduates" have had their dreams of unlimited wealth and opportunities eroded away, and replaced by a vague hopefulness for job security and medical insurance.This is how the Socialist State creates more Socialists. The public education system functions as a 12 year indoctrination program, "teaching" (among many other things) an irrational fear of the open market and capitalism, and an insane level of expectations for the government to provide. Many people fail in life, or have their success delayed due to the fact that their indoctrination and conditioning prevents them from succeeding in an open market that rewards individual initiative and individual success.
     
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    There is an old saying
    90% of people are raised to believe that the route to success is to follow the system and join the herd by going to school, college university, start work, work your way up and hopefully reach a mid level management position with a reasonable pension.

    The other 10% are the entrepreneurs who say screw this and go out on their own.
    You can't get truly wealthy and achieve freedom by working for somebody else.

    It is not really your teachers fault as it is the way the system is designed.
    Free thinkers and those that question the system tend to be frowned upon.

    Don't be discouraged if your teacher gives you a bad grade, as what you write will be a test to her beliefs.
    She may award top spot to somebody who follows her way of thinking.
    If not, then sign her up as an affiliate.

    You are 20 years old and have a great future.
    Don't let others sway you, follow your own path.

    Good Luck
     
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  20. Goal Line Technology

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    Nigel, I beg to differ on some of those points.

    "Teachers are government employees, and they are the exact opposite of an entrepreneurs."
    nope, I know several teachers who have quit the trade and become very successful in their own right,
    doing things that THEY want to do, and are reaping huge financial benefits as a result,
    so no they are opposites, they are part of a system, and you seem to forget that teaching is one of the oldest
    professions, and one which, I would bet, if members here had not got an education (through having an teaching structure)
    in place, then they would not be to able grasp ideologies such as faith, emotional understanding, discipline, caring etc
    IN FACT THE FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE

    "....12 year indoctrination program, "teaching" (among many other things) an irrational fear of the open market and capitalism..."
    you are almost making it sound like they are brainwashing the kids during those 12 years,
    this is certainly not the case.
    In fact, they teach them about the open market, capitalism, business etc... and they strive to expand the abilites of the young,
    by encouraging them in their field ~ whether it is in sport, music, business, technology etc...
    It actually opens their mind, not closes them off.

    I think in general I understand what you are trying to say here,
    but it is not a typical situation, and although there are many other things which I agree with,
    time normally rewards those people with success in their chosen field,
    using the talents and abilites to the max,
    BECAUSE OF THE SYSTEM, not in spite of it!!!

    Cheers

    GLT
     
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