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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by funkybunker, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    After some awesome responses and job offers from my art, I decided to have some fun with it.
    This is a one-time event to see what happens.

    We'll start with a Game since random raffles are so cliche.

    WINNER RECEIVES FREE DIGITAL PORTRAIT OF THEIR PHOTO!

    GAME ONE - RULES
    #1 Create a new phrase from the acronym "SERPS"
    (ie; Starfish Eating Rubber Penis Squad)

    #2 Post the photo of a person you'd like to see drawn (no porn!)

    #3 Click the Thanks Button on a minimum of 1 other members post you find entertaining.

    #4 You must participate in order to leave Thanks within this thread.

    #5 Only 1 post per member.

    Member with the most Thanked post by 1/22/14 wins. No more Thanks acceptable after this date.
    (ties will be broken by random ticket drawing from me, on video for fairness)


    Let's sit back and enjoy the show!
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  2. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    I apparently made the rules too difficult.
    Allow me to leave an example:

    SERPS = Snow Elves Rape People Sleeping

    lol Come on, you must have some ideas!
     
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    Sucking Elephant Rectum is Pretty Shitty.

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  4. kinlee

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    I want to see how well you draw tats :)
     
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  5. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    Looks like in the next 5 days I'm drawing either Super Dog or a Tatted Asian chick.
    At least 2 people enjoy free art!
     
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    and i want that!
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  7. davids355

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    Pick me you shitting eggheaded rotten pissing shits.
    :)
     

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  8. Admirus

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    no no no no no! You can't escape now! give the pic! :p
     
  9. SPQR

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    My team of VA's have developed a technology that Superman himself uses to restrain Eskimos while supporting their constant hardons, preventing any crotch damage.

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  10. SPQR

    SPQR Elite Member

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    Wait, wait... Or you could take a still from this gif if I 'win' your contest, funkybunkeeeeey
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    Sadistically Entertaining Road Position Sniffer


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  12. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    Some of you are breaking the 1 post per member Rule but I'll let this slide since you gave great responses.
    Now this is looking promising....get ready for some fucked up designs! (later of course)
     
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    Let's get meta up in hurr.

    Somehow Everyone Resorted to Poop or Sex.

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    Uh. How do I insert a picture that isn't a thumbnail?
     
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    subatomic everlasting reasonably priced sausages
     
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  17. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    Upload via "From URL" and uncheck "Retrieve remote file and reference locally". Works for me and that's an awesome picture!
     
  18. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    The day is approaching and so far - kinlee looks like the winner. Submit your acronym and photo, you still have a chance to save my hands from hours of labor!
     
  19. davids355

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    That will make a great drawing.
     
  20. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    Curse you Kinlee. Those detailed tats......
    In all fairness your phrase is hilarious.


    ONE DAY REMAINING!