Truly this in an invaluable thread. Thanks again for all the info.
After looking at the panopticlick proile of my comp again, It's clearly the browser plugins and system fonts that kill me, while user-agent isn't necessarily helping.
user agent uniqueness: 1 in 8,600+/-
browser plugin uniqueness 1 in 1,895,756
system fonts: same as plugins (interestingly)
turn off
js and the most unique thing anyone can grab (according to panopticlick) is http_accept headers, at 8,500+/-.
The above comment about being able to view system profiler info is far above the worst however, as the mac address is listed there, and that's 100% unique and (as far as I know) unchangeable. Can anyone verify or deny this one? I can't seem to find anything in my searches.
If true, I'm gonna need 7 computers too.

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