I met with the dentist at 8am on Friday. I wanted to make a good impression, so I made sure to have a few things with me:
1. A "padfolio" from wal-mart (basically a leather portfolio with a notepad and a business card holder inside.
2. An
SEO report card of his site (I just did a search for "free
seo report" on google)
3. A printout of the google search results for the most lucrative keyword
4.
SEO proposal from Taktical's thread
5. SMM proposal from Tactical's thread (the dentist mentioned he wanted to get info out on facebook & twitter so I printed this out also)
6. Client Assessment worksheet from the WSO, "Calvin Merrick Poor Mans Offline Consultants Forms Kit"
7. Google keyword tool printout
8. A printout from Google Analytics website (just an info page explaining what google analytics is to show that all the metrics will be recorded and I will keep the client updated regularly)
9. A printout from Klout (same as #8)
I shaved the night before. Wore a suit & tie with a leather jacket. Tied my locks in a ponytail. Popped a piece of Winterfresh in my mouth. I was just too cool and professional-looking!
The dentist turned out to be a sceptic and a bit of a cheapskate, so I told him I would list him in Google Places and make sure he stayed there for 90 days for $1100 upfront. He agreed to pay me next Friday, we shook hands, and I left. I went home to take a nap before my meeting with the gynecologist, and was awaken by a phone call. It was the dentist. He said, "You should never pay anyone up front. Let's do this instead: I'll pay half on Wednesday, and the other half in 60 days. That way the money will motivate you to 'do your job', and I want you to really stay on top of sending me regular updates blah blah blah"
Basically he was tryin to dictate shit, which is so not how I roll. I was half-asleep, so I told him I would consider and call him another time. I'm going to tell him he can pay me $700 now, and $400 in 30 days for a 60-day contract. OR he can give me $650 for a 30 day contract. If he asks about the original deal I will say, "I found fault with our original deal. It really wasn't fair to me, and you also seem to have found fault with it. Since we both have found fault with that offer, I think it's best to throw it out, don't you?" I don't care. I'm not working for Negative Nancy for 90 days. For $1100? NO WAY (I have $0 in my pocket, and am surviving on $67 weekly unemployment checks, and $200 foodstamps/monthly)
I was supposed to meet with the OB-Gyn at 2:30, but ended up waiting in the lobby for over an hour, only to wait another 20 minutes in an examination room. When I finally met the doctor, he had a nurse sit in with him (she was too fine. a straight up MILF! but that's kinda off topic..) We spoke for a while, and decided we would have a second meeting next Friday at noon. I left the client assessment worksheet with him to fill out (I will calculate his ROI in the next meeting) and he wrote down a list of keywords he would like to target (amazing. not 1 keyword targeted the area. basically a bunch of pelvic ailments and fem probs. this should tell you how much these people know about what we do). He also asked me to email him so website designs (I told him I would design his website for free if we decided to work together). There's tons of free WP themes on Blackhatworld, that I will email to him after posting this. This looks like it's going to be a sale also
As I was in the meeting, I got a call from an unfamiliar number. On the way out, I returned the call and it was a plastic surgeon who I had also sent a pack to. He thought it was "intriguing stuff". We agreed to meet Tuesday at 4:45.
I placed a green army man in the packs to increase the chances of the pack being opened. The surgeon was curious about it. The OB-Gyn saw the army man and thought people were "coming after" him lol.
All in all, this all looks very promising for me! I owe it all to Blackhatworld. I don't have many posts in the short time I've been a member, but that's because I've been too busy applying what I read. Wish others would do the same. It's as simple as getting up and doing it.
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