Because my absolute favourite-est people are on it, like this guy [the reading is worth it]:

About me:
The event of My birth took place at 6:45 AM, Eastern Standard Time, on the 18th of February, 1953 and My entire childhood and young adult life and My evolution into Manhood occurred in and around the mid-town section in the middle of Manhattan, in New York City, In the State of New York, in the United States of America, in the northern hemisphere on the planet known to its inhabitants as Earth, the 3rd planet from its central Star, the "Sun" in this Solar/Planetary System in the Milky Way Galaxy in Our Local Group of Galaxies in this (approx. 13.7 Billion year old) expanding sphere of matter=energy/space=time.

I am a sentient entity called a *HUMAN*BEING*... a Carbon-Based, Organic multi-cellular encoded-Deoxyribonucleic Acid life form. TAXONOMIC CLASSIFICATION : KINGDOM=ANIMALIA, PHYLUM=CHORDATA, SUBPHYLUM=VERTEBRATA, CLASS=MAMMALIA, ORDER=PRIMATES, FAMILY=HOMINOIDEA, GENUS=HOMO, SPECIES=SAPIENS.

I am the Son of the witty and talented Allan Walker of New York City, NY. (Born on the 28th of January, 1904=died on the 20th of September, 1970). My Father was a brilliantly gifted and professionally successful author and performing artist of comedic acting, funny jokes, silly gags, humorous schtick and witty monologues, responsible for providing millions of people a great happiness, good humor ,and the life-sustaining gift of laughter. And the Son of the strong and beautiful Carol June Walker (nee Vance) of Fresno, California (born on the 2nd of February, 1930=died on the 17th of June, 2005). My Mother was a loyal, faithful and devoted wife, and a loving, patient and tolerant parent, as well as a wonderful self-taught amateur artist and calligrapher. I am eternally grateful to have been blessed with two extraordinary parents that both loved Me unconditionally. I miss them both very,very much.

I'm a very unusual and complex person, unlike anyone you've ever known before. I love to read, almost exclusively non-fiction, typically on classical physics, relativity, quantum physics, astrophysics, astronomy, experimental aircraft, the history of manned spaceflight and emergency medicine. I love watching videotaped Hollywood classics as well as nature, science, and history documentaries on television. I love listening to music, mostly 60s and 70s rock, playing guitar, bass, keyboards and singing. For outdoor activities I like people-watching, stargazing and slow walks while holding hands, talking, laughing, window-shopping, and every now and then, some outrageous public displays of intimate affection. I am highly intelligent, knowledgeable on an eclectic mix of topics, with precision skills and high expectations. I'm a romantic, creative and passionate man, with much love, affection and loyalty to give the right woman.

Dominant/Master involved in real/life BDSM lifestyle for 36 years. Seeking a depraved, perversely kinky and multi-orgasmic nymphomaniacal ULTRA SLUT that is submissive, obedient and devotional, with the desire to become, literally and permanently, My property and 24/7 live-in slave, a TPE(Total Power Exchange) type of lifestyle that will include daily acts of extremely degrading and humiliating sexual servitude, often being used and enjoyed by 2 or 3 men simultaneously that treat her at times as if she's nothing but a playtoy and a fuckdoll, and no longer a human being, but just an inanimate object, turned into a non-living 3-hole sperm receptacle. She will be objectified, depersonalized and dehumanized, often blindfolded and immobilized for hours at a time, enduring long sessions of extremely sadistic bondage and torture and then locked in a cage. Requirements also include dressing daily in leather, vinyl, latex, spandex or nylon micro-miniskirts/dresses, high heeled pumps, sandals or boots with platform soles and 6" 7" or 8"spike-heels, and a padlocked collar 24/7, with a leash for public humiliation/exposure/display.

The significance of a collar, specifically a "slave's collar" can vary greatly.. from nothing more than a fashion accessory, to one put on and worn during a bondage scene, then removed, to one worn to indicate a Master/slave relationship of some form, for varying lengths of time... all the way to the highest meaning, a symbol of an actual, genuine and literal OWNERSHIP, a permanent, life-long, devoted and committed relationship between a Master/Mistress and their property, their very own cherished treasure, their beloved slave.

I hate ignorance, immaturity, arrogance, egotism, presumptuousness, impatience, closed minds, stereotyping, passing judgments on others, racism, ageism, intolerance, bigotry in all forms. Those with limited knowledge claiming expertise and wisdom. Those with ulterior motives, malicious manipulations, and out-right deceptions, perpetrators of fraud, coercion and exploitation, committing acts of violence and abuse. People without ethics, morals, integrity or honor.

I'd like to think that over the past 20 years or so that I've been chatting online with literally tens of thousands of people about the amazingly wide spectrum of human sexual variations, practices and behaviors, that I was able to inform, encourage, inspire and enable a great many people to shed their inhibitions, overcome their fears, let go of their guilt, shame, and embarrassment, and thus become ready and willing to explore, experiment and experience all the rewards that are potentially possible within BDSM.


Who I'd like to meet:
young, ULTRA-feminine and GORGEOUS potential Soul-mates/permanent-life-partners that are highly intelligent, well educated, flawlessly truthful, loyal and devoted to their mate, passionate, affectionate, open-minded, uninhibited, sexually adventurous, willing to try almost anything once, and ready to share with me all of her secret dark kinky fantasies and cravings she needs encouraged and made into realities. In addition to all of the above, any potential candidate for consideration as My mate in a LTR of the Master/slave variety *must* be an *ATHEIST* with a significant post-graduate educational background in the sciences, must possess a rational, logical, and reality-based global perspective *COMPLETELY*DEVOID* of supernatural, spiritual, theological, mythological or mystical ideology in any form, to any degree.

lol, don't even know what to say. Either his comedian father rubbed off on him or he's just really good at explaining exactly what he wants.

What a big dork!

Classic case of nerd comedy

Funny, but i think this post should be on BH lounge, instead of blackhat seo.

Very weird indeed. xD

lolwut, this is the creepiest thing ever

This is not comedy guys. This a complex individual with material approach to every aspect of the life.
And i tell you, from his style and approach, very likely he is highly successful.

He explains hes background, and explains the due needs and expectations just on a very goal orientated way.

I also like videotaped Hollywood classics and chicks who are sexually submissive. At times, I've even thought about creating a masterpiece with the potential to become a Hollywood classic with the lead being a submissive cyborg uberbabe - the problem is that I insist on doing the casting myself and it has been hard to find the right actress.

Anyway, this post has helped to replenish my supply of the life-sustaining gift of laughter, and to the OP I am eternally grateful.

Originally Posted by BedokBlau

Anyway, this post has helped to replenish my supply of the life-sustaining gift of laughter, and to the OP I am eternally grateful.

ditto! gotta love myspace for this!

he is going to wind up marrying a robot

so strange, what does OP stand for anyway?

Some who is probably at a Star Trek convention right now

Originally Posted by soctal

he is going to wind up marrying a robot

... or he might find love with a "real girl" - you never know .

Originally Posted by DemonAbumi

so strange, what does OP stand for anyway?

original poster

lol, now there's a guy who know what he wants

Wow, just wow..lol good read xD

lol i wonder what his parents were like....

I dont know what to say ....

lol wow, I think he probably spent over a hour on his myspace profile.

reminds me of an old college roommate of mine.

any money to be made on MS these days or is it completely day from everyone going to fb?

that is why mate this is the best time to go for myspace everyone going for facebook leaves only me n u for myspace

cheers