Facebook Adverts. Should be working but aren't :o

I recently tried testing this method: http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/member-downloads/362116-get-wso-469001-don-spence-facebook-real-results-real-money.html

I have the page setup, I added the Tab, description, a few posts. The page looked pretty convincing.
I made the adverts, waited for them to be approved, reduced the CPM bid, unpaused the campaign.
Only reason it shouldn't be working after this is because of bad ad copies, right?
Here they are:
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/285/62313700.png
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8788/33675209.png
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5976/38555129.png

The first and second had different images, I changed them later on to be more noticeable. The third, atleast, should've gotten a ton of clicks, no? I don't mind sharing them here, they're tried-and-failed methods

could anyone please tell me what I am doing wrong? It might help the others as well.

In my opinion, it's too obvious of spam. Even if you get conversions, things like $1000 will not get good conversions. Try free sample items or free installs/downloads. As far as your fanpages, the first one is decent, but put a cute baby picture there (it's much more eye catching). Then say something like You love your kids, now show them off! (That's my opinion at least). However, both fan pages are a bit too broad in my opinion. What keywords are you targeting? I get the best CTR at ~10,000 audience, but you have to make sure you're targeting the right group. Also start with CPC, that ways for the first 1000 impressions you aren't going to lose money, unless you're getting crazy CTR, in which case then you can switch to CPM.

Great. That does make sense. Thanks for the tips! Repped