How I lost $220 in 11Hrs w/ AC

**MrsE** · #1 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:33 PM

I just thought i'd share my "MONEY MAKING VENTURE" with some others, which actually ended up costing me about $220 ....

I went to AC, signed up for an account (8 mins)
Downloaded Dragon Naturally Speaking (9 hrs)
Did voice recognition warm-ups (1hr 15mins)
Found 6 articles in E-zine articles (15 mins)
Rewrote those articles with DNS (20 mins)
Posted those articles to AC (10 mins)
waited 6 days... got my first offer ($1)
waited 1 more day, and got offered a total of $12.81 for all 6...
thought to myself "fuck"
started drinking
passed out
woke up next day- started drinking again
started posting on BHW, and ran out of Coors
drove up to Meijer, got pulled over for cracked taillight
went to jail
stayed in jail for 3 hrs
wife bailed me out ($220)
waiting on court date....

This is why I no longer use AC... i'm sure NOBODY else in the world will EVER have this problem, hopefully....but i just thought i'd share my "strategy" with everyone else!!!.

message of this story- Don't drink Coors
so seriously guys, if you wanna donate $1 to my gaypal you can, if not don't worry about it!!...lol,

**fun4uoc** · #2 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:37 PM

Just goes to show you, blackhatting and drinking don't mix.

**professional20** · #3 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:38 PM

lol wow that sucks man!!!!!!!!!

**ajeeyunz** · #4 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:43 PM

lol, you are so impatient man.

Are you serious about your wife ??

**MrsE** · #5 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:44 PM

You have no Idea, I would have been alright if it was a guy cop, but the bitch didn't fuck around, .....it was kinda hott, seeing a woman in authority...

I'm thinkin about getting my wife a cop costume...

demitri · #6 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:44 PM

I've noticed articles on SEO and blogs and stuff don't make any money but if you do an article on say parenting or travel guides I can usually get around 3.50-4.00. I don't know what you spinned but I'd suggest something different obv if you are getting like 2 bux.

**BMXRider** · #7 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:46 PM

Hey, look on the bright side, I was in Prison for 12 days because I'd lost all identity and they wouldn't release me until I could confirm who I was, thus my wife wasn't in the house and I can't remember mobile numbers, my grandmother lives in another state, can't drive and needs a stick so that was out of the question.

**MrsE** · #8 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:46 PM

Very serious... A woman with cuffs is a little more than I can handle...

I guess I told her i'd pay her like $100 if she let me go, and she wrote that on the "incident report"... dumb bitch

lol, this makes my head hurt

**MrsE** · #9 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:48 PM

Demitri, thank you for that extremely helpful post......
BMX- that sucks dude, you got lucky they didn't send you to Guantanamo lol

Sanitarium · #10 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:55 PM

Way to go man, try sleeping next time, just a tip.

**ajeeyunz** · #11 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:56 PM

lol, Guantanamo.

Dude, better try to make articles by yourself, make some real money on your gaypal, and try to outsource for a little amount, make sure you still make articles for yourself a little more, and after you have more money, outsource it for a more money. That way, you build your empire slowly.

**delmages** · #12 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 01:59 PM

Now, Boosey. We are supposed to be making money, not winding up in the red...lol. Maybe you should rewrite your "story" and publish it on AC. See how much they pay you for it just for shits and giggles. You could call it "How AC Turned Me into a Drunk, Landed Me in Jail and Caused a Rift with my Wife".

ugorrogu · #13 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:02 PM

You went to jail because you had a cracked taillight?

badboy_Nick · #14 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:04 PM

haha, aw man that totally blows dude, funny story tho. Something like this happened to me as well once ... not that extreme but me passing out on the pavement in the city shouting at a mailbox

**MrsE** · #15 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:05 PM

.....Intoxication sent me to the slammer mr. ugorrogu

My wife doesn't give a shit, I give her fuckin allowance every week, on top of her pay rate at work.... She'll be workin for me in no time anyways!!

Delmages- Now that you said that, i'm actually going to do it, and maybe make another $3 today!! lol...GREAT IDEA~!!

**ajeeyunz** · #16 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:09 PM

Make your story 500+ words, I believe AC will pay you $4++

**bargain** · #17 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:14 PM

this proves it once and for all: fucking ac sucks

FatherCarbon · #18 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:22 PM

Dude, I know it had to have sucked, but that was just an awesome fuxin story!

deth_by_uv · #19 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:32 PM

So...in reality you only really lost $207.19 thanks to AC...dictate about another 20 articles or so and you should be in the positive...well at least towards the fines and possibly to cover the beer money...

ugorrogu · #20 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boosey12

.....Intoxication sent me to the slammer mr. ugorrogu

My wife doesn't give a shit, I give her fuckin allowance every week, on top of her pay rate at work.... She'll be workin for me in no time anyways!!

Delmages- Now that you said that, i'm actually going to do it, and maybe make another $3 today!! lol...GREAT IDEA~!!

For some strange reason your story reminds me of that one episode in south park when randy gets pulled over for dd

. Here is the clip http://www.videosurf.com/video/south...s-dui-10791872

topper99 · #21 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:32 PM

Your business model needs a few tweeks like sending your wife to Meijers for the Coors after she fixes the taillight.

skeem52 · #22 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:40 PM

Man what a story, hope it works out for you in the future.

**Gogeta** · #23 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:44 PM

lol nice story man.

This message is not to short

**MrsE** · #24 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 02:45 PM

Or, I could just stop drinking coors, and go back to absolut !!... The wife can't drive my car!!, it's a 5sp RT/TT Stealth, 412hp....She can't handle that kind of ride!!...

There was one time, that she drove it.....
here's the story:

Dented Front left fender- $198
Cracked Carbon Fiber Hood- $480
Broken axle shaft- $310
Calling her husband after swerving for a fucking rabbit- Priceless

FatherCarbon · #25 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 03:15 PM

lmfao! that's much worse than my wife scraping the shit outta my passenger door on a pole.
I try not to be sexist and say all women are bad drivers, but fuck...it's pretty damn common. :|

**MrsE** · #26 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 03:20 PM

Yeah, I wasn't too woried about it, but she was scared shitless...

First off, she didn't tell me that she had only driven a stick once!!, secondly, she has a 2003 ford taurus (Grandma car),

I'm surprised she didn't fuck it up more!!!... oh well though, AAA gave me a new paint job/hood/and fender, all for my $400 deductible !!!, I made her pay for the axle shaft

Damn women these days!!

infoworld2u · #27 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 03:43 PM

Sorry about your mishap. I dont screw with associated content anymore. They do not pay what what an article is worth. Unless it is an original topic forget about anything over a buck or two. Yeah they pay but their starting to be like adsense. Its not worth the work.

**delmages** · #28 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boosey12

Yeah, I wasn't too woried about it, but she was scared shitless...

First off, she didn't tell me that she had only driven a stick once!!, secondly, she has a 2003 ford taurus (Grandma car),

I'm surprised she didn't fuck it up more!!!... oh well though, AAA gave me a new paint job/hood/and fender, all for my $400 deductible !!!, I made her pay for the axle shaft

Damn women these days!!

Sometimes it's not the women, it's the men. My husband is a prime example.

*He backed over top of my brand new car last summer with his big ass truck. Said he "didn't see it".
*Backed into a guy's boat and fucked up his tailgate. (The same day that he got the truck back from the body shop after being fixed from a t-bone accident.)
*Has ran over countless furry creatures scurrying across the road and caused several thousand in damages to his vehicles.
*Put his Reese hitch through the bumper on my old car.
*Totaled a brand new truck on slippery roads.

These are just a few examples. What's really scary is that he has never had a ticket in his life!

**MrsE** · #29 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 03:58 PM

That's definitely crazy...lol... Damn furry creatures!!

I used to have a 1990 Jeep Wrangler with a 454 and Muncie Rock Crusher Trans, sittin on 35's...It was a bad ass Jeep!!, but we got all wasted one night, started doing doughnuts in a bowling alley parking lot and smoked a light pole going sideways, light pole fell down and crushed the owners brand new Malibu and caused about 8k worth of damage to 2 other cars.... He then tried to Sue me for that, and luckily I got away with Careless Driving...Insurance paid for the rest!!....

I'll never step foot in that alley again............

OH YEA, and one night I was partying at a buddy's house, passed out with keys in the jeep, and someone stole it, drove it through the cornfield in the backyard and hit 2 deer!!!... Just goes to show you that guys are horrible drivers too!!..

**birdjuice** · #30 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 04:03 PM

Rather than sell content, I'd just put it up on your own site and monetize it that way.

Should bring you more bucks in the long run.

virtua1337 · #31 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 04:06 PM

$1 for your article? wtf

funny story

**Rodog** · #32 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 04:07 PM

lmfao!!!
that is some funny shit....
Man good luck with dui...
lmfao!!!

**mandude** · #33 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 04:19 PM

haha glad to see a tradegy story frm AC. maybe some people will give it up.

thats what you get for drinking coors. shits nasty. ha

**MrsE** · #34 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 04:29 PM

What can I say??!!... It's cheap, gotta love silver bullet!!..

I'll save up all my AC earnings for the next 3 months, and go buy a 5th of belvedere!

**Realign02** · #35 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 04:29 PM

I don't mean to laugh, but that was some funny shi*.

-E

**Chris Devon** · #36 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4uoc

Just goes to show you, blackhatting and drinking don't mix.

I don't agree! You should see how much good stuff Harro posted when he was drunk or half drunk

**jazz99** · #37 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Devon

I don't agree! You should see how much good stuff Harro posted when he was drunk or half drunk

I second that! Some of the best posted stuff is when people are buzzin or drunk.

**MrsE** · #38 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 07:47 PM

I try really hard actually... mostly because I'm sad....
I'm sad because I eat, and I eat because I'm sad...vicious cycle!!

toonarme · #39 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 09:03 PM

Coors is loony juice, it kinda sneaks up on you. I've lost count of the amount of times I've fallen asleep at the bar of my local pub from drinking that stuff...

**peter1988** · #40 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 10:45 PM

what the hell ?? if u drink..DO NOT DRIVE then..you can cause other drivers in a dangerous situtation if u are drunk driving....

**bvb** · #41 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 11:10 PM

damn that stinks man... hopefully your fine isnt too large

syngenetic · #42 (**permalink**) 11-19-2008, 11:18 PM

Sure it sucks, but rofl! I hope everything is alright now. And yeah articles goes shit for a hard work.

**invinceable** · #43 (**permalink**) 11-20-2008, 12:36 AM

haha that gave me a good laugh thanks mate and i hope everything works out!

**mightybh** · #44 (**permalink**) 11-20-2008, 12:48 AM

A friend of mine ended up with chlamydia and a used condom stuffed up his ass after using AC. I say stay away!

reebok4146 · #45 (**permalink**) 11-20-2008, 01:13 AM

damn dude that sucks....but there is absolutely no excuse for drunk driving dude

lost 2 friends because of it