I understand that I may take some heat for this post. I am posting this in desperation. I make decent money online but it doesn't come easy or fast.

My mom and dad are an older couple. My Dad was laid off work for nearly 2.5 years. He's a construction worker and work in Ohio has been slow. My Mom works but her income only paid their mortgage and a few other bills.

Well, it's nearing winter time here. My parents have no gas in their home. Their bill is $5000. I don't have that kind of money lying around anywhere. It hurts me to see my Mom and Dad suffering this way. They can't get any hot water or anything. It's been that way for 2 months now. My Dad just started working again. He's scuffling right now to get things back in order but they need help...

what can i do to make money fast online? Someone help please. I know there may be more serious issues out there but it hurts to see my parents suffer.

Fastest blackhat money to be had is ewhoring. Some may disagree but whatever....

Yes it's disgusting but IT IS a way to bank in the short term and there is no shortage of both info and tools on this forum to help you. Best of luck bro.

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackha...ay-i-know.html
outsource it

Yeah I've started a little ewhoring but i havent had much luck. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places with the wrong offers.

The fastest money you will ever make is through selling a product or service and collecting payments immediately with something like paypal. Come up with a few things you're good at (maybe web design, seo, writing articles, creating products, software) and find people who are interested in that type of service.

If you are going to take the e-whoring way then you can download this:

Code:

http://www.mediafire.com/?3k2zzhwdttz

I can create very simple looking websites and I can write articles but i dont know where to find people who'd be interested in my services.

Originally Posted by romeo216

Yeah I've started a little ewhoring but i havent had much luck. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places with the wrong offers.

Then dont look for offers!
If youre not ugly, doesnt have uber fat on your belly and doesnt have strict morals, then go for live webcam sites. They pay you whenever someone chats you in private. You show some of your goodies and the rest is private. At least you need to pretend like a horny woman! Thats the fastest-out-of-desperation advice I can give you. On top of that, you can chat your old-maid clients outside the cam site and maybe give some paypal money after dangling your dingdong on yahoo Be creative. If you want it on steroids, apply to at least 5 top cam sites, promote on CL or other classifieds/personals and hire hot indians to sit for you, lol!

Originally Posted by romeo216

I can create very simple looking websites and I can write articles but i dont know where to find people who'd be interested in my services.

Offer your services in the freelance area of this board. Sell your services for a reasonable price and you shouldn't have a problem getting work. Also, advertise what services you can provide in your signature. Go to all the social networking sites and search for individuals looking for the types of services you can provide. Create a website for yourself that explains what you can do. Again, drive traffic to this site through social networking sites.

Originally Posted by mtime88

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackha...ay-i-know.html
outsource it

lol lol lol
when ever someone makes a post about needing money quick.
someone always post this bullshit thread...
like writing 20 articles a day is some how easy to do..

sorry to hear about your situation
but
the great majority of us are in the same boat
broke and looking for a quick way to make some money
the only problem is
there isn't any easy why to make money online..
you want quick money

go to bank
hand the bank teller a note that
"I have a gun , give me all the money"
she will give you all the money in her draw..
gurantee a couple 1,000s
they don't call the cops until you are outside the bank
because the bank doesn't want a hostage situation..
you get a 70 percent chance of getting away with it..
lot's of people are robbing banks everyday just the way I described..
I don't have the balls to do it myself...

gee thanks moneymaker,

I can do that or I can ask you to load up my paypal accout with all your money or else

Heres an idea, its up to you whether you want to use it because, it can be considered fraud or it can be considered teaching horny guys a lesson..anyway..

find some self pics of a real girl (not the kind who looks like a whore) , the kind which are taken with their own cellphone in front of a mirror etc.
Many pics like these at www dot thevoyeurforum dot com

Then create an email addy for that girl and spam craigslist!
say something like im looking for some extra money to pay my bills or college tuition or whatever. Say that you will be on cam and do whatever the guy wants for a month and just need %50
The key is to make the guys think they are doing you a big favor. Many will jump at it trust me.

Find the right photo , girl who looks like she could be your neighbor, classmate etc..in regular clothes (do not use a whore like girl, or someone who looks like a pro, or naked pics)

im pretty sure you can get a load og guys to bite.

this is not exactly moral or even legal i dont know..so use it if you feel its worth your while

Get a replica Rolex make sure its exact copy of one in shop
Then get friend to go to shop and distract the seller. Then replace the real Rolex with fake one. Then sell real Rolex
I have not done this- yet ))

Y'know, I see so many people talk like spamming CL is somehow easy.. :
First of all, how do you guys get phone verified accounts? (I know that you can use payphones, or just buy the accounts..but c'mon, WHY?) Does CL require phone verification in ALL cities' services sections?

I would LOVE to get on the CL boat. Even on the Tree of Gum, my ads just never show up but there's no "Yeah, hey..we're not gonna show your ad" notifications or anything. Sometimes it feels hopeless. *le sigh*

Do what I am doing. Throw together a quick ebook, heck spin some old articles, then outsource it. Post on getafreelancerdotcom that you need someone to sale 200 copies or so of your ebook fast. (so its free post it as a trial,then it will go live within an hour or so) You will start gettin bids for the job, sell the abook for about $17 and pay the freelancer like $2 per ebook sold. That is $3000 for you, minus paypal fees and $400 for the freelancer. Pick the one that can do it in the shortest period of time, and tell them they will also earn $2 per ebook for additional ebooks sold. You could also use an ebook u have rights to. If you need one shoot me a PM and I will give you about 10 PLR Ebooks for a price :-D

Originally Posted by snowwhite

Then dont look for offers!
If youre not ugly, doesnt have uber fat on your belly and doesnt have strict morals, then go for live webcam sites. They pay you whenever someone chats you in private. You show some of your goodies and the rest is private. At least you need to pretend like a horny woman! Thats the fastest-out-of-desperation advice I can give you. On top of that, you can chat your old-maid clients outside the cam site and maybe give some paypal money after dangling your dingdong on yahoo Be creative. If you want it on steroids, apply to at least 5 top cam sites, promote on CL or other classifieds/personals and hire hot indians to sit for you, lol!

LOL, looks like someone has experience uh?

Originally Posted by moneymaker101

lol lol lol
sorry to hear about your situation
but
the great majority of us are in the same boat
broke and looking for a quick way to make some money
the only problem is
there isn't any easy why to make money online..
you want quick money

go to bank
hand the bank teller a note that
"I have a gun , give me all the money"
she will give you all the money in her draw..
gurantee a couple 1,000s
they don't call the cops until you are outside the bank
because the bank doesn't want a hostage situation..
you get a 70 percent chance of getting away with it..
lot's of people are robbing banks everyday just the way I described..
I don't have the balls to do it myself...

One thing in this post is true is that many people who post advice are in the same boat. I guess there should be a disclaimer with the advice we give on here to OP.

I really cant believe you. You claim on your blog that you make 16k per month on myspace (http://16kmonthlyonmyspace.blogspot.com/), yet you are looking for 5k to feed your parents.

I personally spoke to Romeo216 aka Will Lawrence and bought his ebook. He sold a number of copies of his ebook on dp under the username "errandservice216" and he was banned maybe because he was misleading.

In all honesty, I tried his method and made my money back yet he cant even put his method to use. Totally surprising.

Will Lawrence are u trying to fake it until you make it or what are u playing at?

The last time you sold your ebook here was about 10 months ago and you pulled the same trick saying your wife was ill. Cmon man, implement your method and make some dough.

Stop asking for handouts.

You sold a method that works. I understand that sometimes u may not earn as much as u wld have liked but dont come here behaving as if u r clueless when this is all part of ur marketing ploy.

Guys, this is his thread on dp

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1045050

errandservice216 is also romeo216.

He is tryin to play the sympathy card, dont fall for it.

Will, go implement ur strategy (hmmmm, then again - did u really come up with the method or did u get the idea from someone and sold it as your own?) and make ur 5k.

The last time I used ur so called method, I made $100 bucks per day, it cld have been more, but the CPA network shaves like a bitch.

Originally Posted by badd

I really cant believe you. You claim on your blog that you make 16k per month on myspace (http://16kmonthlyonmyspace.blogspot.com/), yet you are looking for 5k to feed your parents.

I personally spoke to Romeo216 aka Will Lawrence and bought his ebook. He sold a number of copies of his ebook on dp under the username "errandservice216" and he was banned maybe because he was misleading.

In all honesty, I tried his method and made my money back yet he cant even put his method to use. Totally surprising.

Will Lawrence are u trying to fake it until you make it or what are u playing at?

The last time you sold your ebook here was about 10 months ago and you pulled the same trick saying your wife was ill. Cmon man, implement your method and make some dough.

Stop asking for handouts.

You sold a method that works. I understand that sometimes u may not earn as much as u wld have liked but dont come here behaving as if u r clueless when this is all part of ur marketing ploy.

Guys, this is his thread on dp

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1045050

errandservice216 is also romeo216.

He is tryin to play the sympathy card, dont fall for it.

Will, go implement ur strategy (hmmmm, then again - did u really come up with the method or did u get the idea from someone and sold it as your own?) and make ur 5k.

The last time I used ur so called method, I made $100 bucks per day, it cld have been more, but the CPA network shaves like a bitch.

OWNED. Was that the lame ass myspace method he jacked people on herre for 300 bones?

Originally Posted by loclhero

OWNED. Was that the lame ass myspace method he jacked people on herre for 300 bones?

Yep. Obviously he isnt doing wot he preaches, lol

You know it isn't that crazy to rob stores ( not banks ). Go in and hand them a note like it was mentioned above. Tell them that you have a weapon and you want X amount of dollars or everything they've got.

NOTES: Wear a mask. Have a driver parked somewhere close with a change of clothes for you. Get rid of the clothes you were wearing during the robbery in a nearby sewer.

This shit actually works. Of course, I would only suggest doing this if you were totally desperate and willing to risk you freedom.

You didn't hear this from me. LOL

Mike

Originally Posted by Therookie

Get a replica Rolex make sure its exact copy of one in shop
Then get friend to go to shop and distract the seller. Then replace the real Rolex with fake one. Then sell real Rolex
I have not done this- yet ))

I have. =]


My dad can get really good looking rolexs from the city for pretty cheap... and then i sell them . i made like 2 grand with 2 watches =]

Originally Posted by mike070880

You know it isn't that crazy to rob stores ( not banks ). Go in and hand them a note like it was mentioned above. Tell them that you have a weapon and you want X amount of dollars or everything they've got.

NOTES: Wear a mask. Have a driver parked somewhere close with a change of clothes for you. Get rid of the clothes you were wearing during the robbery in a nearby sewer.

This shit actually works. Of course, I would only suggest doing this if you were totally desperate and willing to risk you freedom.

You didn't hear this from me. LOL

Mike

I think we've just reached a new low at BHW.

The only way spamming could work is possibly if the email could go to the actual persons email and not the bulk folder. I am not sure if it is still relevant these days. The last successful spam campaign I am aware of was in 2006. I admit that is not long ago, but, things change fast online. Besides spam has been fought hard since 2002.

i am just curious, how is the end with xstealth.

I see you have a very long disputed with him.

Originally Posted by mike070880

You know it isn't that crazy to rob stores ( not banks ). Go in and hand them a note like it was mentioned above. Tell them that you have a weapon and you want X amount of dollars or everything they've got.

NOTES: Wear a mask. Have a driver parked somewhere close with a change of clothes for you. Get rid of the clothes you were wearing during the robbery in a nearby sewer.

This shit actually works. Of course, I would only suggest doing this if you were totally desperate and willing to risk you freedom.

You didn't hear this from me. LOL

Mike

Can we get rid of these dickheads?

Originally Posted by badd

Yep. Obviously he isnt doing wot he preaches, lol

Having trouble with "multiquote".

I had a great deal of sympathy for the OP prior to learning that he's selling lame-assed money-making methods to the DipShitsPoint masses. Hey, maybe you can get a good review from the guy that gave a thumbs-up for the trash collecting method. Digital? I think not.

Romeo216, what are your statistics with using the method you're selling? What studies have you undertaken whilst practicing the method you're selling? Can you help us help you in pinpointing where exist the gaps?

Best,
Sine

Romeo216, if you tell me where you live perhaps I can help you to get some assistance in your area.

I'd still like to know why you can't make bank with the method you're selling to others.

Mods, you might want to move this thread to somewhere more appropriate, since this thread isn't really about "making money".

Best,
Sine

Assuming you have at least a paypal account, good health and some time each day:

1- Give some blood at the local plasma place, make $30-40 bucks right away. Look at your book shelf, put every book you don't really need in a box, sell on Craigslist or EBay.

2- Use the keyword tool at SEObook to find high demand niche terms, create a few clever domain names based on the keywords. Then go to GoDaddy, use the coupon term 199TEST to buy the .com domain name(s) for $2 per each GoDaddy account you setup. Sell the domain name on eBay (no-reserve auction) or other high traffic sites. At 5 domains at a time per 7 day sale, it's probable you can average net $20 per domain or $100 per week.

3- Set up 3-4 email addresses (from different sites, use different IPs), link them to your PayPal account. Sign up for Associated Content under those different names, then write 6-8 articles a day under each email name to submit to AC. No it's not easy to do, but it's doable. Find 20 suitable PLR or ezinearticles, run them through DNS, a spinner or language translator, then take 4-5 minutes per article to clean each one up (use a timer if necessary). At $3.50 per article, it's $70 bucks a day beginning in 7-10 days.

4-Look at Dealdotcom, see what seems to be popular, slap together an ebook on those topics, set up your ebook and account on the site to sell the book. Amount earned depends on your efforts and ability to rinse and repeat. Money from Paypal in days.

Other methods are abundantly discussed here in BHW, just focus on the stickys and popular threads in the make money section, apply and make money.

Originally Posted by zebrahat

Assuming you have at least a paypal account, good health and some time each day:

1- Give some blood at the local plasma place, make $30-40 bucks right away. Look at your book shelf, put every book you don't really need in a box, sell on Craigslist or EBay.

2- Use the keyword tool at SEObook to find high demand niche terms, create a few clever domain names based on the keywords. Then go to GoDaddy, use the coupon term 199TEST to buy the .com domain name(s) for $2 per each GoDaddy account you setup. Sell the domain name on eBay (no-reserve auction) or other high traffic sites. At 5 domains at a time per 7 day sale, it's probable you can average net $20 per domain or $100 per week.

3- Set up 3-4 email addresses (from different sites, use different IPs), link them to your PayPal account. Sign up for Associated Content under those different names, then write 6-8 articles a day under each email name to submit to AC. No it's not easy to do, but it's doable. Find 20 suitable PLR or ezinearticles, run them through DNS, a spinner or language translator, then take 4-5 minutes per article to clean each one up (use a timer if necessary). At $3.50 per article, it's $70 bucks a day beginning in 7-10 days.

4-Look at Dealdotcom, see what seems to be popular, slap together an ebook on those topics, set up your ebook and account on the site to sell the book. Amount earned depends on your efforts and ability to rinse and repeat. Money from Paypal in days.

Other methods are abundantly discussed here in BHW, just focus on the stickys and popular threads in the make money section, apply and make money.

The best advice for this thread I think !

Originally Posted by rockamore1

Do what I am doing. Throw together a quick ebook, heck spin some old articles, then outsource it. Post on getafreelancerdotcom that you need someone to sale 200 copies or so of your ebook fast. (so its free post it as a trial,then it will go live within an hour or so) You will start gettin bids for the job, sell the abook for about $17 and pay the freelancer like $2 per ebook sold. That is $3000 for you, minus paypal fees and $400 for the freelancer. Pick the one that can do it in the shortest period of time, and tell them they will also earn $2 per ebook for additional ebooks sold. You could also use an ebook u have rights to. If you need one shoot me a PM and I will give you about 10 PLR Ebooks for a price :-D

How do you go about filtering the offers to see who can do the best job. I've actually got a couple of bids, but if I waste time waiting on one person there will be some disconnections coming soon.

Any advice as to weed out the time wasters would be great.

wahhhh! my parents are cold. wahhhhh!

Just in case someone is stupid enough to do this, let me give you some advice that will shave off a few years of your prison term.

Never! Never! Never! tell them you have a gun. This is automatically armed robbery as opposed to simple robbery. The difference is a 2 year sentence versus a 10 year sentence.

Hopefully this saves one of your asses and I mean this literally.

Originally Posted by moneymaker101

go to bank
hand the bank teller a note that
"I have a gun , give me all the money"
she will give you all the money in her draw..
gurantee a couple 1,000s
they don't call the cops until you are outside the bank
because the bank doesn't want a hostage situation..
you get a 70 percent chance of getting away with it..
lot's of people are robbing banks everyday just the way I described..
I don't have the balls to do it myself...

since your are native from US, why not try submit article at associated content. not much but it can help you to earn something.

go for some temp jobs first , example, getafreelancer, or elance, you can try looking at some of the job offer at there......just my little 2cents here.

Have you ever seen the movie "a simple plan"? It came out about 10 years ago about a guy who was getting by, but that's all. That's until one day while hunting in the dead of winter with friends they stumble upon a downed drug plane with a ton of cash on board. Sounds like some easy cash and they didn't have to rob any one, hense the title, a simple plan. Just lay low and when the coast is clear they'd split the money 3 ways... simple. yeah, until all hell broke lose and their simple plan went out the window. Anyway, what ever you do, don't fall for a simple plan that if all hell breaks lose could cause you to ponder while seating in your prison cell what a great life you used to have.

Wise advice kevinfoster. Some times desperation outweights good judgment.

Originally Posted by wakkaoaka

If you are going to take the e-whoring way then you can download this:

Code:

http://www.mediafire.com/?3k2zzhwdttz

Hello, wakkaoaka! Would you have a mirror for this mediafire link? I don't think it still works. I've tried repeatedly to get to it but nothing happened. Hope to hear from you!

Thanks,
TheNonpareil

use the BUM method...

I think there is a case study here somewhere....

Have you tried something from all posted things OP?

Originally Posted by thenonpareil

Hello, wakkaoaka! Would you have a mirror for this mediafire link? I don't think it still works. I've tried repeatedly to get to it but nothing happened. Hope to hear from you!

Thanks,
TheNonpareil

how about this eguide ?

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/90902037/50-100.pdf

Sorry to sound stupid but...Whats ewhoring? And how do i do it?

Your mum and dad and you should stick together without money or not. Don't do anything desperate. Take your time. Stay calm, stand still and think carefully. Relax.

You know the guys making all the money are cool.

Forget your surroundings and your parents plight.

This is the biggest challenge in your life and you really can help. But you must focus on the money.
But don't put everything on your shoulders. There are three people in your family.

Now, can you sell a lot of stuff in your house on Egay?
Can you sell other peoples stuff in Egay?
Can you find businesses who would give you a cut for selling their gear on Egay?
Speak to businesses and tell them you will get them on top page of google for 50 bucks a month.
Write 10 AC articles per day and make $40 per day
Go to Yahoo answers and solve problems by surrepticiously dropping your affliate link to product solutions
Can you make cool videos on Youtube and then link then to your moneterised website. Pick up on a hot niche.

Hell, i don't know...help me out guys!

Whatever you do..........be safe and don't be desperate.

that could make your mum and dads life more hell.

best,

Rudy

my advice is ewhoring without the e part

Interesting, how has this been working for you? What niche? Internet marketing or other topics...pet care....?

Originally Posted by rockamore1

Do what I am doing. Throw together a quick ebook, heck spin some old articles, then outsource it. Post on getafreelancerdotcom that you need someone to sale 200 copies or so of your ebook fast. (so its free post it as a trial,then it will go live within an hour or so) You will start gettin bids for the job, sell the abook for about $17 and pay the freelancer like $2 per ebook sold. That is $3000 for you, minus paypal fees and $400 for the freelancer. Pick the one that can do it in the shortest period of time, and tell them they will also earn $2 per ebook for additional ebooks sold. You could also use an ebook u have rights to. If you need one shoot me a PM and I will give you about 10 PLR Ebooks for a price :-D