[GET] BHW Anti-Suicide SEX Guide - FREE Giveaway

djlest · #1 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 03:42 PM

THE BHW ANTI SUICIDE SEX GUIDE

FREE GIVEAWAY

By Djlest
So......

Are you like me, a big fan of BHW?

Do you also have dreams of being rich and
escaping the rat race
to live in a tropical country, a big white house,
maids wearing Vicoria's secret,
and a pool full of glistening bodies...

Do you jump from one post to another
slurping that juicy info to overload your
cortex to the max?

Do you dream of endless Booty dancing around
your laptop, slapping at those rippling brown bottoms
as your money is automated direct to you Bank?

Yes thats the dream, the BHW dream....
You got it MAN!

But each and every day you
just log in to BHW and find new amazing
Juice to absorb, you never seem to make
a bean of money from it all...

Whilst it excites you into a frenzy that
you just have to read another, and another,
and another post... again and again!

Well friends, if this is you???? your not alone!!!!

If you have found refuge in the BHW dream cream,
but are yet to make $$$$$ to pay your internet connection fees...
Its about time you woke your jimmy up and took
a good long hard stick to it....

You officially have what is called:

'Black Hat World Orgasm Dissorder'

Commonly reffered to as BHWOD

Now as you fear the worst, take a deep breath!!!!
Theres nothing to be ashamed of,
for we have all been there and
are perhaps still there...

Jumping from one idea to the next...

One BHW mini orgasm to
another and another...
and oh yeah! another!
Taking it all in.....
But.....

That valuable elixir that only the gods
have bestowed upon us to read as the
select few in the universe that actually
deserved too...

The chosen warriors of the internet, and here we are...
squandering our Sparton rights to a revalution!!!!!

Foolish in our pillaging, leaving it just to
be forgotten about without taking affirmative action!!!!

Oh alas!!
The cruelty of it all... the blindness,
the time wasted without seeing the error of our ways....
when something is just so good you
just gotta read more and more....

"another post, oh just one more, this is gonna be
the one i'm sure, this is the best money making
idea on here im sure!!!"

Only to be left penniless after such a ride
of uplifting marvel, for this was a guy helping
another in return for thanks!!!

Yes my friends, not a sales page, not some
over hypes copy... i mere BHW friend trying to
share his pillaged X Virgins for another to exploit....

The beauty behind such generosity!
should at least be reciprocated in some form of
action doesnt one think?

Jumping from idea to idea just never gets us any
jam on our bannanas brothers and sisters.

So take heed and don't be a jumper, its time to act!
Don't go on suicide missions and BHW sexual rampages...
Dont flirt with multiple BHW posts and ideas,
try and have a monogomous relationship
with your info and methods...

Take it in...
Process it...
Spin it...
Regurgetate it...
Repeat...
Develop...
Learn...
Grow...
Become a pro!!!

That's what im talking about,,,,
Take your ideas in,
caress them,
work your majic on it,
then slam them into action!!!

Now im about to share something
deeply personal with you all, i know
your really the caring types, beneath
those gangsta exteriors and biki clad avatars,
i know you are all just full of love and
compassion and sharing...

Sooo, i give to you something equally valuable!

Here are my memoirs from my BHWOD
annonymous rehab sessions back in 2008...

This was the days i broke through with
my addiction, i saw the holy light of god
wearing nothing but a black hat and waving
a glow stick to the sound of thunder...

This was the becoming, the quickening, the time
where life meets death and they dance together
wearing nothing but Mankinis...

Feel free to replicate... i wish you the best of luck!!!!

.............................................
Day 99 - The affirmation!!!!

Im out of the trenches, money is sparce,
struggling to survive but must continue....

BHW - i love you, 'please save me from
despair and a 9-5 job in Tesco'

I will promise if you show me the way i will
donate all my money to become a VIP
and gain access to the lounge with no doors...

I promise!!!!

...............................................
Day 101

Sat down at my battle post!!!

I took it easy...

The wife had gone to work, pornhub was back
online and i am empty and at one with the universe...

We are chilled and ready to enter the DHARMA of BHW

I Login to BHW....

Now....

Without getting excited or busting a NUt again..
I Scroll ever so gently through the list
until a hot number that makes me itch appears...

hmmmm 'twitter' yummmy!!!!

I Check it out and it makes the grade....
I spill hot coffee with excitement but dont
even feel the pain....

i am immortal,
i am invincible,
i am black hat!!!!

.................................................. ..
A MOMENT OF WISDOM ENTERS ME

.................................................. .....

I am wearing nothing but my mouse pad,
for i have realized the true way to make money
is to work naked.... yes,

this is the best way to avoid the electomagnetic
fields and deflect them...

i have also discovered that shaving my entire
body hair to enhance this process thus giving me
more power and stamina againts the evil magnetic rays
to complete the action beset before me.....

.................................................. ....

COFFEE Extra spoon for extra Lift!!

.................................................. ..

I immediately grab the links then go make another coffee...
Now I am about to do something that matters,
something 90% of BHWers never do...

I'm gonna follow through!

I sit down again and begin to take affirmative action...
I will not get distracted no matter what!!!

Even if its MJ's Ghost at the window or
Elvis calls me from Kingston Jamaica...
I will Forget them...

This is my time to shine....

Yoda will be dust when im done!!!!

.................................................. ................

The DEMONS that DISRUPT

.................................................. ................

But then i find another post that sounds even
better and bigger and more sexually compelling!!!!!

A Post which sounds so good i could just
eat it up and then some more, infact i want
to read more and download the rapidshares,
im almost about to do it, even the 60 second timer is up but.....

ahahhaha

STOP!

yes......

I BOOKMARK them for later....

... and continue to work....

.................................................. .............
THE REALIZATION

.................................................. ...............

I realize that i could even structure my
action with bouts of foreplay....
I can set up my week so that weekends are for
work and action!!!!

But weekdays are for BHW foreplay and bookmarking
ideas...or vice versa!
I am finally taking ACTION!!!

I have seen the error of my ways...
I have discovered that yes i have BHWOD syndrome, but its fixed...

And now i am the eggman, i am the wallrus, and am KooKookachoo!!!

........................END OF MEMOIRS...........................

So thats it.....

I hope if you are suffering BHWOD this will
entice you to take action to remedy things...

In no time at all you will have lots of
rippling bottoms dancing around your laptop
to the sound of Bling automated straight
to your offshore accounts...

You can even use your VCC to order unlimmited
Victoria's secret outfits for all your maids and vixens.

The BHW Mods will be proud of you...
and you will thank them for it with masses
of donations you keep sending them....

So dont be a Jumper brothers and sisters....
Dont commit BHW Suicide without taking action...
ADmit you have a problem and fix it....

My crack pipe is empty again now so
id just like to wrap up and say...

Eyecrazy:

Live Long and prosper folks

:

Even if i have no links to give ya,
take the above to heart and never forget it....
It will serve more purpose than all the methods and religions in the world...

Love yall
Djlest

PPS... If you feel the above post
was to make someting out of nothing,
manipulating an ounce of wisdom,
creativity to generate endless thanks
and views, you'd be absolutly right!

Now get out there and get creative,
u dont need tools u just need to get started...
The rest will Follow and youll be outta there!

zeroa · #2 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 03:49 PM

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luccha · #3 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 04:46 PM

what a long post.

**TheSlugClub** · #4 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 04:51 PM

Error 500 : Internal Humor Server Error @zeroa

**cuteserra** · #5 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 04:53 PM

GOD Bless u .

Silencer · #6 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 04:53 PM

Lol that was a long...and somewhat pointless post?

towerjunkie · #7 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 05:01 PM

I thought it was funny.

2rst1 · #8 (**permalink**) 07-10-2009, 05:30 PM

Good post

I think I have some BHWOD symptoms

kuzzi · #9 (**permalink**) 10-23-2011, 01:17 AM

I was like in BHWOD before but not now a days I do visit BHW mostly for getting help in my sections.
but not mostly in making money IDEAS. and even If I saw any idea n I read it all then I just open another tab n start working on it. too see its going to work for me or not.
every Idea contains different results for single individual.

renegaderats · #10 (**permalink**) 10-23-2011, 01:46 AM

bravo... Encore