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    Default Best Marijuana Detox Kit (for HEAVY users!)? Anyone? Please Help BHW!

    I know this might not be the absolute best place to post this question but figured I might as well and in the appropriate section of course!

    Basically the topic is self explanatory... what is the absolute BEST marijuana detox kit out there available today? From what I know the good ones should take 24 hours, be able to pass a drug test, involve a drink of some kind or a diet, and heavy users (in the literal sense AND physical sense like 200lb people) so on and so forth. I just need to know the brand names (if any...), where I can buy them and such.

    Please any help is crucial. My friend is trying to get a job (who also does Blackhatting and IM, no worries!) and help with passing the drug test is crucial! Thank you very much BHW as always.





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    Drink fuck loads of water and have plenty of vitimin B to keep your piss yellow. That works for me, but that was just for the at home tests...

    The more reliable way is to get someone else's piss and sneak it in somehow.(Make sure the piss is still warm and not too old though) There are products sold that help with that. Synthetic urine is also sold.

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    My "friend" knows how to use Google and doesn't like asshat obligatory comments.

    Just looking to see if there's anyone who personally used one that can vouch for one.

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    Man you must be high. I think you might want to ask Cheech Or Chong or Cheech and Chong.

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    Can tell you from personal experiences there is no such miracle product. They can get you to pass on the test strip tests but if they lab it you'll fail no matter what, they test for more than just THC content in the lab tests.

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    Drink fuck loads of water and have plenty of vitimin B to keep your piss yellow. That works for me, but that was just for the at home tests...

    The more reliable way is to get someone else's piss and sneak it in somehow.(Make sure the piss is still warm and not too old though) There are products sold that help with that. Synthetic urine is also sold.
    Much appreciated. If you know of any SPECIFIC kit names that you can really recommend I'd appreciate it.

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    Much appreciated. If you know of any SPECIFIC kit names that you can really recommend I'd appreciate it.
    Idk, search arround there are a lot of them for example
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    Ok, I have taken several job drug screens and a bunch for a dui I got. I am about 15-0 on taking these, so I know these work. If there is not a probation officer watching you, then the best method is to use the fake urine or someone elses that is clean. The key to this is making sure the temp is right. Before you go, microwave it to the right temp and place those heating pads around it. However, there are other ways to do it. Most of the drinks do work in the sense that they flush you out really good. However, if you have overly depleted amounts of other things in your urine or clear urine, the test may come back inconclusive which usually counts as a fail. However, I do have one method that has worked probably 3 times and come back as good everytime. It goes like this, take a package of Certos that you can get from the grocery store and mix it with cranberry juice. Slug that nasty tasting thing down and then drink a few more glasses of it. Make sure you take your vitamins after this. It is cheap and I have had this work on several instances along with other people I know who were on supervised probation and had someone watching them. However, your number 1 is the fake urine so I would go with that if I had the chance.

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    Try "Ready Flush" or "Quick Flush". Its something like that. Also go to a pharmacy and purchase a drug testing kit. Test yourself before you allow any company to test you.

    Please note that these quick fixes are only good for employment drug screening, not for probation/parole drug tests.
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    Why on earth would he want a job that requires a drug test?... total nonsense, i'd be much more worried about a drunk on the job than a heavy pot smoker....

    but they won't test him for alcohol abuse no doubt

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    lol is this even possible? 24 hrs? THC is fat-soluble so it's kinda hard to get out that fast. If you have a fast metabolism then your chances are much better. Marijuana speeds up your metabolism. Too bad you can't use that though .

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    When you smoke, THC gets stored in your fat layer.
    If you gain ANY weight, that layer is covered.
    If it is a hot day, you burn that layer away and have THC in your blood again.
    RESULT: You can be affected by the drug again.
    This is the reason that drug testing is done for persons in charge of things
    that can cause death or serious injury ( especially to children ) if impaired.
    This is also the reason the drug is hard to flush.


    Hot water bottle filled with someone else's urine.
    Keep it close to your body ( to be close to body temp ) and pretend like you need to take a big poop while you are at it, so that will explain the slightly cooler temp.

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    Use someone's urine that you won't freak if it gets spilled on you.
    Do not use the urine of someone who uses drugs.
    You would be amazed at how many cops lost their job due the latter.

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    Best bet is a drink Qcarbo its $39.99 and it worked for my ex-boss who was a big guy and smoked pot constently, but if I could give some advice, tell your friend to ease up and start downing water and 100% natural juices NOW keeping your body hydrated at all times is Key for any test to work...best of luck to your friend.
    Edit: also for looking for a store that sells it might be easier for me to look if I new where you were besides a hole? lol like near a major metro area,
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    So I guess it's down to Ready Flush/Ready Clean/Quick Flush (one of those 3...) or Qcarbo.

    Thanks so far.

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    vitamin C tablets and lots of water

    buy a big bottle of them from the pharmacy and just eat them with a few liters of water.

    guys who work on the oil rigs where im from do it, apparently you can tell its working when it hurts to pee.

    i have no first hand knowlege of this but heard it from a couple guys who said they did it.

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    none of the "magic drinks" work for flushing out the THC from your system
    the THC is absorbed by the bodies fat cells, tell your friend the best and only sure way
    it to either give up or buy a fake peeing device aka a whizzinator.

    i know of someone who was a heavy daily smoker who still failed after 2 mths of testing
    after giving up

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeroa View Post
    Much appreciated. If you know of any SPECIFIC kit names that you can really recommend I'd appreciate it.
    You want a lot of herbs that will flush your liver, kidneys and colon. You would also want clays and fiber to remove the tar and chemicals that get released into your bowels to stop them being reabsorbed. I know the Bio Cleanse Organic Detox kit has these, and is good. A few of my friends did it and reported good result. I also tried and was impressed. I am not a marijuana user however.


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