Have you ever watched one of them comedy shows where the man forgets the wedding anniversary? Well here is my story..
Yesterday my wife and I were talking and here is how it went.
Wife: Don't you have a kids birthday this month?
Me: Nope! There are no birthdays in June, or July.
Wife: There has to be something this month.....
Wife: Isn't today the 18th?????
Me: Nope. It's the 19th.....
Long Awkward Pause..........
Me: Oh shit!!! Happy anniversary honey!