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    Have you ever watched one of them comedy shows where the man forgets the wedding anniversary? Well here is my story..

    Yesterday my wife and I were talking and here is how it went.


    Wife: Don't you have a kids birthday this month?
    Me: Nope! There are no birthdays in June, or July.
    Wife: There has to be something this month.....
    Me: Nope.
    Wife: Isn't today the 18th?????
    Me: Nope. It's the 19th.....


    Long Awkward Pause..........

    Me: Oh shit!!! Happy anniversary honey!





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    Happy Anniversary to you and your wife and all the lovely kids...
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    It happened to me a few years ago...

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    This will never happen me


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    Anniversary is something you don't want to forget, better get to the flora shop lol, happy anniversary and God bless

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    This is what tattoo's are for.
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    Default Re: Never thought this would happen to me!

    Happy Anniversary to both you and your wife.

    One question though, are you the cat or the baby in the GIF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KELLOGGS View Post
    Happy Anniversary to both you and your wife.

    One question though, are you the cat or the baby in the GIF?
    I think the baby... It was a slap in the face to her when I forgot, then she pummeled me

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2011nfl View Post
    I think the baby... It was a slap in the face to her when I forgot, then she pummeled me
    Had she mentioned anything the previous day? Otherwise you're equally guilty and deserving of the punch up

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    Happy Anniversary for yesterday, man.

    Quote Originally Posted by KELLOGGS View Post
    are you the cat or the baby in the GIF?
    I guess he is the baby because at the end he ends beat up on the floor. Just a guess.

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    Ouch. Damage control.

    I suggest Roses, chocolate, and any meal she wants, even better if you cook it and clean up after....

    On the up side, Happy Anniversary!!

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    Happy Anniversary - Two days late

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    Brave, Hated, and Scorned. When his cause succeeds however,
    the timid join him, For then it costs nothing to be a Patriot. - Mark Twain

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    Happy Anniversary! One thing though, God gave us smartphones

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    Happy Anniversary to both of you.

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    lmfao!! love the video . hope everything worked out for you. happy anniversary !!

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    happy anniversary troll



    Dad says set a small goal first, i say life is the first goal for everyone and it can't be small.

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    Default Re: Never thought this would happen to me!

    that was fun, I witnessed to such an even some time ago...dont want to say more lol

    Happy annyversary and best wishes!

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    Stay strong

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    I never understood the point in anniversary / valentine days... so I forget them without remorse

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    It happens :-)

    Happy anniversary to both of you

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    24 hours later..........




    48 hours later, after I finally had enough..........

    Last edited by 2011nfl; 06-20-2013 at 07:20 PM.

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    Did you guys had what "couples" actually do for anniversary ?
    Dad says set a small goal first, i say life is the first goal for everyone and it can't be small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by futurestunner View Post
    Did you guys had what "couples" actually do for anniversary ?

    That is always best when angry.

    That's all I'm gonna say..........

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    Happy anniversary to the both of you Mate !
    we've been together like, forever, more than half a lifetime, last few years I've always been away, (in rather shitey places) so when you're away and lonely you kinda remember those things.
    we've done just about everything, good and rough, big parties, intimate parties, holidays with fancy dinners, a bottle of wine when we're broke (more often than not) even had a chemo dinner one year!
    Never forgotten though, cause we got married on a very particular day, but never remember how long....really doesn't matter as long as we're together.
    Make a big deal of it next year, and the next and the next ,....and the next, she may just forgive you !
    (and use your smartphone )

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    Haha, that was hilarious dude.
    Happy anniversary anyways

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    haha wow you're lucky thats all that happened haha.
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    Ouch......

    Happy Anniversary......

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    Belated Happy Anniversay buddy !

    yeah, it happens sometime

    By the way, the gifs you chose to describer your situation are amazing !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2011nfl View Post
    Have you ever watched one of them comedy shows where the man forgets the wedding anniversary? Well here is my story..

    Yesterday my wife and I were talking and here is how it went.


    Wife: Don't you have a kids birthday this month?
    Me: Nope! There are no birthdays in June, or July.
    Wife: There has to be something this month.....
    Me: Nope.
    Wife: Isn't today the 18th?????
    Me: Nope. It's the 19th.....


    Long Awkward Pause..........

    Me: Oh shit!!! Happy anniversary honey!




    Nice one! enjoy the anniversary are you going on holidays to celebrate or local?
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    father did that once...
    ma never forgot it.
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    This is what I do. Go out and buy a card for every event, spend a while and get really nice ones. Birthday, anniversary, valentines, Halloween, gt pne for everything you think of,,including a few generic i love you/thinking of you. They come in handy.

    Now put these somewhere they will stay clean and and put them somewhere your par'Mahc'Kai wont find them. If you ever get stuck but remember the night before, you can still have a card for the next morning,

    Just hit your stash, pick out the right card, and Bob's your Uncle.

    You do have to actually remember before the day is over, though

    I haven't messed up in years.

    Oh and by the way, this is one she will never let go of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmileAtmyWins View Post
    This is what tattoo's are for.
    it's why computers have reminder programs!
    in this day and age, there's no longer any excuse to hide behind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2011nfl View Post
    24 hours later..........




    48 hours later, after I finally had enough..........

    Hahaha! You made my day man!

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    I just stuck all that stuff into outlook reminders about 10 years ago, I just move the .pst file to each new computer and I never forget a brthday/anniversary again

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