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    ourners got the fright of their lives and ran in horror, after a man who was pronounced dead woke up at his funeral.
    34-year-old Brighton Dama Zanthe had "died" after suffering for long from an illness at his home in Zimbabwe.
    But his boss Lot Gaka saw him moving his legs as he filed past the coffin, paying his last respects at the funeral.
    Mourners were seen running in horror, thinking that Zanthe had come back from the dead to haunt them, the Mirror reported.
    But upon realisation, they took him to hospital at Gweru where he was kept on life support for two days.

    my Views: boss's even dont trust dead man, he was actually checking if he is really dead or pretending to be LOL

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    Is he still alive?

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    How the FUCK can you pretend to be dead lol. Your either dead or alive, no inbetween. This is a real mind fuck story haha

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    Default Re: Dead' man wakes up at own funeral

    Is it just me or is the text really like a ghost? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by verilix View Post
    Is he still alive?
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    Um, is he a BHW member?
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    Default Re: Dead' man wakes up at own funeral

    My mom's grandmother woke up at her own funeral, imagine their faces, lol.

    It was old times and people couldn't predict clinical death and stuff like that then.
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    Um, is he a BHW member?
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    Default Re: Dead' man wakes up at own funeral

    The dude got better, spent 2 days in the hospital and then got discharged.

    Prolly the guy went in a coma and the retarded doc who gave the verdict, wrote that he was dead.

    Full story here: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1344452

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    Zombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

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    That is so cool, I' definitely gonna try that

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    Default Re: Dead' man wakes up at own funeral

    There are this kind of cases around the world. The funny thing is that people can be " dead" for multiple days and they are not breathing atleast normally since thats the thing looked first for ofcourse, maybe not even pulse. As lakimo said in old days they did not know that sure if the person really was dead and at some point they even put pipes into coffins so that if the person was not dead for real they would not be buried alive, which means that shit loads of people have been buried alive, must be shitty feeling to wake up and your in fucking coffin then just choke to death

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    The undertaker is back? Gonggg

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    Quote Originally Posted by verilix View Post
    Is he still alive?
    Is he still DEAD?


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