See. Here's the email I received

Hello,
My name is brown and my wife's name is Nancy and she's 7 months
pregnant and this is our first baby.We are relocating to the city from
Manchester England and will be coming to the united state to work on
contract basis with the United States Environmental Protection Agency
(USEPA)on a private research work so i need someone who could help in
cleaning our apartment about three times per week and this will be at
your free time because this is a PART TIME JOB so you get to choose
and let me know which of the days of the week will be okay by you.


I will be offering you $50 per hour as i have advertised on
craigslist,i will be needing your services for two hours at any
suitable time of yours three times in a week probably
Tuesdays,Thursdays and Saturdays or Sundays,i hope two hours is
enough to clean a 2 bedroom house with one master bedroom and 1
standard size room,with One Living room and a kitchen as well. I
believe you will be fit for this position in as much you will prove
yourself to be a reliable and hard working person,we are looking at
arriving the states by the 22nd of aug, and this will depend on how
soon our travel agent can book seats for me and my wife on British
Airways,and so you should start working on the 21st of aug.


You will help us to clean the apartment in the morning or a day
before our arrival,I will tell the estate agent to mail the keys of
the apartment to you, or maybe provide you with his contact so you may
pick the keys so that you can be able to clean it on the 1st before we
arrive. I want know if there's any equipment that you may need us to
provide,if there's any let me know how much it will cost, I will be
spending about 2yrs for the contract job, so i may be needing your
services for that time as well if am satisfied with the services you
render.


As regards payment for your services,we have a financier that is
based in the states and he will be handling the payment to you and
some other expenses,so he will be the one that will be taking care of
your payment,I will instruct him to pay for the first two weeks of
your work in advance before my arrival so as to secure your
service,actually i should have paid for more weeks but i will extend
the payment if am satisfied with your service after the two weeks.


So for my financier to issue and send you the payment he will need
you to provide this information,as soon as i receive this,i will
forward it to him to enable him to issue and send the money order to
you:


Name to be on money order :
Home address or Office Address :
City :
State :
address
Zip code :
Phone number :


You should also let me know if you accept this offer,and all i will
need from you is total honesty and sincerity. I know you will be
committed to the work,you will also have a nice period of working with
my wife. I will be waiting to hear from you on your receipt of this
email.


Regards.


brown



And Here's the reply I sent back

Yes. Thank you for your reply to my resume. I need a job very badly. I can't believe someone finally replied to my ad! I can't wait to serve you. I have been a servant for many many years, and it is my pleasure. Since you are having your first baby, take it from me. It gets so much easier. I have 11 beautiful children. Thanks for this opportunity. I will not let you down.


Name: David O. Brown
Address: 1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900



Now to completely understand why this is funny, you will need to google the name and address and phone number that I provided to him. Then you will see why it is funny that I said I have been a Servant for many many years

you have given good replai.

its a Dallas Police Department

Sorry double post

congrats bro , so now you can make more money mixing 9-5 job with IM

hahaha, good fucking job bro

Not the brightest lamp in the factory but man I look good in a uniform...

EPIC! you just made my day!

Lol, the funniest part is that YEARS AGO I really fell for this, and when I sent my address, the guy sent me some fake money orders. Hopefully it still works the same way

Chief David Brown Chief of
Police David O . Brown

IM, law enforcement, and soon to be a cleaner...man you doing great

LOL

11 hungry mouths to feed, that's why you were looking for a side job.

Hope this helps...

http://www.amazon.com/Hitmans-Guide-.../dp/161109139X

Sorry, I'm dumb.
I don't get whats so funny about this post.

this bhw thread should now rank 1 in google for your give address name etc

Check the address as OP said, By Google it follows

1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900

it was dallas police station address.. Can you see it ? Please smile please please..

It doesn't makes you funny or still dumb then use smile and say "well, its soo funny " That's it!

Cheers!
Bart

Originally Posted by Alonzx

Sorry, I'm dumb.
I don't get whats so funny about this post.

Y'know, someday those Nigerians are going to learn the American vernacular, and then we are all going to be truly fucked.

"Yo, what up n shit, dawg? Hey, I be needin' sumbuddy to be cleanin' dees apartments, you feel me?"

Great reply dude!

At least the email looks and reads better than most, very credible until the part where he's gonna pay $50/hr and when he mentioned the financier.

Originally Posted by back2form

Check the address as OP said, By Google it follows

1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900

it was dallas police station address.. Can you see it ? Please smile please please..

It doesn't makes you funny or still dumb then use smile and say "well, its soo funny " That's it!

Cheers!
Bart

Still don't see whats so funny.
if people find the fact that he gave the employer a police station address instead is own address funny, I wish them a healthy life. and heres a delightful smile!

Its not a real Employer. Its a scammer, hence why the OP is directing him to a police station. He's been duped in return.

i got such mails regularly on fake account.....all are fake....

is u.k reacher than u.s?:P

Originally Posted by Alonzx

Still don't see whats so funny.
if people find the fact that he gave the employer a police station address instead is own address funny, I wish them a healthy life. and heres a delightful smile!

You can't actually tell me that after being on bhw for a few months, and reading threads here, (assuming that you do read threads) that you really believe that was a REAL employer

Update!

Here is his latest reply

Hello


I really appreciate your getting back to me on time,i did
have a handful of replies to my posting for the cleaner job on
craigslist and i had to go through all in order for me to decide to
hire you for the job and i know you must be an energetic and sociable
person.I appreciate your response and i hope you be a
honest,humble,faithful and trustworthy person to work with,I can see
that you have all it takes to take care of the cleaning work for us,
due to your experience and my wife is pleased with this.
I have received the information that my financier needs to issue and
send you your wages for 1 weeks in advance,your pay for 1 weeks if you
work 2 hours daily for 3 times a week,this comes down to 6 hours a
week at $50 per hour,so your total pay for the 1 weeks advance pay
will be $300,so this is what my financier will be sending to you.I
will be sending you the address of my apartment next week,so you may
even check on the place before my arrival next week.I am making
arrangements with my travel agent to ensure that we get flights booked
for us for next weekend,and so will let you know the exact date and
time of our arrival as soon as my travel agent complete our booking.
I will give you an update by tomorrow as soon as i get a confirmation
from my financier that the money order has been sent to you.We are
looking forward to meeting you and working with you soon.
Sincere regards from me and my wife,please do get back to me to
confirm that you received this email.


Regards
brown






And here is my latest reply




Yes. I can't wait to serve you and your family sir! Lets get the ball rolling. I have never made that much money (even in a day)! I only make $7 an hour on my current job shoveling horse shit on a farm 93 miles away from home. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it right? Anyways, I hope you won't be keeping horses in your house, because I got kicked in the nuts by one the other day and I am unhappy with horses to say the least. I got that horse back though. I gave him a good ole fashioned donkey punch and knocked him out! Anyways, I don't believe in beating horses, but if they put themselves in a mans place....... Ok. I'm getting off track I can't wait to hear from you Papa Barrington. It is ok if I call you Papa right? I like to think of my employer as my own family. I don't have a family anymore. I stay in a cardboard box under a bridge on Interstate 35. Hopefully the money I make with you, I can finally support my family again and my wife will stop messing around with the mail man and let daddy come home. I am putting all of my faith in you sir. Please don't let me down. Ok?

the replies very funny you makes me laugh

Damn it man. He may just be legit. But most probably redirecting to some Housecleaning CPA offer or "Housecleaning for Idiots" Clickbank ebook. You little backhatters

Originally Posted by 2011nfl

See. Here's the email I received

Hello,
My name is brown and my wife's name is Nancy and she's 7 months
pregnant and this is our first baby.We are relocating to the city from
Manchester England and will be coming to the united state to work on
contract basis with the United States Environmental Protection Agency
(USEPA)on a private research work so i need someone who could help in
cleaning our apartment about three times per week and this will be at
your free time because this is a PART TIME JOB so you get to choose
and let me know which of the days of the week will be okay by you.


I will be offering you $50 per hour as i have advertised on
craigslist,i will be needing your services for two hours at any
suitable time of yours three times in a week probably
Tuesdays,Thursdays and Saturdays or Sundays,i hope two hours is
enough to clean a 2 bedroom house with one master bedroom and 1
standard size room,with One Living room and a kitchen as well. I
believe you will be fit for this position in as much you will prove
yourself to be a reliable and hard working person,we are looking at
arriving the states by the 22nd of aug, and this will depend on how
soon our travel agent can book seats for me and my wife on British
Airways,and so you should start working on the 21st of aug.


You will help us to clean the apartment in the morning or a day
before our arrival,I will tell the estate agent to mail the keys of
the apartment to you, or maybe provide you with his contact so you may
pick the keys so that you can be able to clean it on the 1st before we
arrive. I want know if there's any equipment that you may need us to
provide,if there's any let me know how much it will cost, I will be
spending about 2yrs for the contract job, so i may be needing your
services for that time as well if am satisfied with the services you
render.


As regards payment for your services,we have a financier that is
based in the states and he will be handling the payment to you and
some other expenses,so he will be the one that will be taking care of
your payment,I will instruct him to pay for the first two weeks of
your work in advance before my arrival so as to secure your
service,actually i should have paid for more weeks but i will extend
the payment if am satisfied with your service after the two weeks.


So for my financier to issue and send you the payment he will need
you to provide this information,as soon as i receive this,i will
forward it to him to enable him to issue and send the money order to
you:


Name to be on money order :
Home address or Office Address :
City :
State :
address
Zip code :
Phone number :


You should also let me know if you accept this offer,and all i will
need from you is total honesty and sincerity. I know you will be
committed to the work,you will also have a nice period of working with
my wife. I will be waiting to hear from you on your receipt of this
email.


Regards.


brown



And Here's the reply I sent back

Yes. Thank you for your reply to my resume. I need a job very badly. I can't believe someone finally replied to my ad! I can't wait to serve you. I have been a servant for many many years, and it is my pleasure. Since you are having your first baby, take it from me. It gets so much easier. I have 11 beautiful children. Thanks for this opportunity. I will not let you down.


Name: David O. Brown
Address: 1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900



Now to completely understand why this is funny, you will need to google the name and address and phone number that I provided to him. Then you will see why it is funny that I said I have been a Servant for many many years

I received same email :O

Lmao ,second was really funny
haha
hey any update?

I actually got a job cleaning houses... ://

Awesome.... I needed a good laugh today!!

Can I clean his house virtually and get paid via PayPal?

All I can say I glad your on the right side of the law... Now this is funny...

Originally Posted by Aegroeg

Its not a real Employer. Its a scammer, hence why the OP is directing him to a police station. He's been duped in return.

So this means the position for housecleaner is still available? Maybe the OP could get a job then.

Two trolls, trolling each other. Or is it a troll and a BH IMer, not sure. oO
Please help.

ROFL

LOL I was about to say.

Seems like a nice method... m back to scraping emails

*facepalm*

Oh, nice one

Originally Posted by masush300

Lmao ,second was really funny
haha
hey any update?

Here was his last reply (during the time my internet was out)

Hello ,

How are you today? i have confirmed from ups that the check
have delivered to you today, ups have left it at your front
door....this is tracking number used in sending it to you J2300332547
you can track it on www.ups.com to know exact time of delivery.... let
me know if you receive it.....Our financier also confirmed to us that
he sent you check for the amount of $1400 so when you receive the
money orders, I want you to deposit the money orders into your bank
account and you can withdrawn the funds from your account after
depositing the check if your bank allows you or wait till it's cleared
and deduct your advance wages of $300 from it, the remaining $1100 is
for the artist that my wife has ordered an artwork from and she wants
you to help her to send the money to the artist so that he can make
arrangements to deliver the art work to our apartment before you come
to clean the place before our arrival, we will really appreciate it if
you can help us to take care of this issue.

She told me that the quickest way to get the $1100 to him is for you
to send via Money Gram Money Transfer, so you should please go with
the $1100 cash to any Money Gram outlet/office around your area and
have it sent to him. You should deduct the money gram charges from the
$1100, he told me that the charges cannot be more than $150, so that
means you will be sending about $950 to him.

I will really appreciate it if you can have this issue taken care of
for me and once again i apologize for any inconvenience that this may
cause you. To send the money gram to him, you will only need
name,city,state and the zip code for the funds to be sent to her
electronically,find below his name and information that you will need
to send the money.

Name:Randy Ohair
Address: 951 Veramar drive
City:Lewisville,
State :Texas
Zip Code:75067


As soon as the money has been sent to him, do email me the Money Gram
information such as the Reference # that will be on the receipt that
will be issued to you at the Money Gram office after the money has
been sent to him, confirm the exact amount sent to him plus the
charges you paid to send, on my receipt of this information i will
forward it to him and then he can go to the money gram office in his
location to pick up the money.

I really appreciate your efforts and time so far and do know that we
will have a pleasant working relationship with you.I will be waiting
to hear from you.

Thank you.

Brown

Originally Posted by 2011nfl

i hope you be ahonest,humble,faithful and trustworthy person to work with

do you think he was looking at mirror when writing this