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    how to hide your porn (from your mom) - by eskimo

    have you got so much porn you cant keep track. im sure if your under 21, you do. here is how to hide it from your mom

    instead of putting it in loads of folders, all with names like asdggjgg, put your entire collection into one folder, compress it (with WinRAR or whatever).

    now you have an archived folder full of nudeness. now rename the file from "myporn.rar" to "myporn.ntz" (anything but .rar)

    nobody will know what the file is and there is no way to open it without renaming it back to .rar

    have fun




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    Orrrr...you could make tons of $ from Blackhat and hire "escorts".

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    is this really the trend of thinking we are aiming for here?

    if youre still hiding youre porn, it means you need to leave your parents' home and get a life christ's sake as simple as that

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    ...or! let's keep the perverted kids off the forum! yay!~

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    Default Re: How to hide your porn

    Or you can just simply set the folder properties to hidden. And edit the folder option to do not show hidden files and folders.

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    How to hide your porn from your Mom??? Christ, I feel older everyday. Anyhow, grow a pair and keep it where ever the hell you want.

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    haha. i new i would get some shit for posting this.

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    Or buy your own computer.

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    Hide porn?! Preposterous! I leave it on all day and night, I make sure that anyone who walks by my monitor sees and hears my porn.

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    don't hide it, share it

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    back in the day when i used to share a house with my mates, we would order a pizza and then stick a porno movie on when we saw the pizza guy pull up outside, the guys would crank up the volume whilst we where paying for the pizza, you could hear the moans, squelches and groans we would act normal but you could see the delivery guy cringing at each orgasmic scream! LOL those where the days! LOL

    it actually backfired one time at we got a girl delivery driver and my buddy was like dying, trying to get us to shut it off! LOL

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    hahahaha good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukescuba View Post
    back in the day when i used to share a house with my mates, we would order a pizza and then stick a porno movie on when we saw the pizza guy pull up outside, the guys would crank up the volume whilst we where paying for the pizza, you could hear the moans, squelches and groans we would act normal but you could see the delivery guy cringing at each orgasmic scream! LOL those where the days! LOL

    it actually backfired one time at we got a girl delivery driver and my buddy was like dying, trying to get us to shut it off! LOL
    LMAO!! That's made my day! I know some people who did it once and the delivery guy was male, but i can imagine if it was a girl, i'd of p***ed myself laughing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammie View Post
    LMAO!! That's made my day! I know some people who did it once and the delivery guy was male, but i can imagine if it was a girl, i'd of p***ed myself laughing!
    jammie I thought you were sending me some of your homemade porn? where is it?

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    I'm 16 and i just keep my porn on my desktop but i guess everyone has a different place for their porn.

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    this is exactly the advice ive been looking for since joining this forum, thank you.

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    Default Re: How to hide your porn

    If you are actually saving porn on your HDD then you really should get out more.

    Otherwise, just stick it in a folder named "error reports".

    Your porn I mean. Not your johnson.

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    Ok, so now i learned today to hide porn on my computer, how the hell am i gonna make any serious cash out of it ?
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    Oopz.. It might be One of Gr8 Post Lol | Hide Your videos Jammie else i am sure it will be shared... now Lol

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    Default Re: How to hide your porn

    If you wanna get fancy use TrueCrypt. It's free and better yet opensource. Might have to take the tutorial tho unless your quick at these things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQ8zBefq1g

    Some prefer using it to hide things even ..less agreeable.. than porn. Like things that might put you in jail if the wrong eyes fall upon them.

    Happy encrypting :]

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    wow hide porn from mom lol. Thank god for you know porn sites like pornhub to stream porn to you. Who downloads porn anymore?

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    anyone else having problems with this? I havent made a single dime off this tutorial

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    just put it in a folder full of other porn called "PORN" no-one who would be looking for someones porn collection with ill intent would think the porn-owner would be so dumb and will likely overlook it. Other options being label the folder "beheading videos" or "the day the earth stood still - keanu version" both will leave your porn safe to be viewed another day.

    truecrypt would be a second good option but I'm left wondering why bother, it's only porn.

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    you should be more worried about hiding your rock socks, kleenex mountain or covering up your stained bedding, clothing, walls, ceiling, screen, pets, plants, smell, etc, etc !!!!! LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by eskimo View Post
    how to hide your porn (from your mom) - by eskimo

    have you got so much porn you cant keep track. im sure if your under 21, you do. here is how to hide it from your mom

    instead of putting it in loads of folders, all with names like asdggjgg, put your entire collection into one folder, compress it (with WinRAR or whatever).

    now you have an archived folder full of nudeness. now rename the file from "myporn.rar" to "myporn.ntz" (anything but .rar)

    nobody will know what the file is and there is no way to open it without renaming it back to .rar

    have fun
    hey just make a self extracting archive with password. Thats it. With file names encrypted in winrar, there is 90% chance your mom can not crack it. If your mom is smarter than this then change the name extension. That will take care of rest 9%. and if your mom still can figure this out, then run buddy. Your mommy might be reading this post by joining BHW from your bookmark list. And for once dont store anything on a shared computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19w08 View Post
    Ok, so now i learned today to hide porn on my computer, how the hell am i gonna make any serious cash out of it ?
    Just share the rared videos changed as .avi and share them on a torrent site. Include a link to a CPA offer not inside the the rar, but outside say important.txt along with movie.avi. Tell them to change the extension to .rar and then register on a specific site with your link. Try to find a common word that will be sent to them via email after they register say on a particular line. It could be anything. But should be consistent. Make that your password beforehand . Thats it . People will not know till they have downloaded it. Better to have a demonoid.txt file along side so they believe it to be original.
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    Beats me why anyone cares about porn. If you do then save it to a memory stick and encrypt it.

    More important is to use some program to wipe all traces of the sites you have visited.

    Best of all go out and meet some real girls. Then you won't need to look at silly pictures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowwhite View Post
    is this really the trend of thinking we are aiming for here?

    if youre still hiding youre porn, it means you need to leave your parents' home and get a life christ's sake as simple as that
    hahahhaha

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    I made a comment here a while back about dealing with kiddies on the forum and got blasted for it.

    sigh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat View Post
    Best of all go out and meet some real girls. Then you won't need to look at silly pictures.
    He'll probably need to hide the real girls too..

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    i see another bestseller hitting dp...
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    Why are you hiding your porn from your mom, anyway? Is she addicted to it or something?


    Also, if you go to that much trouble to hide your porn, to what extent do you go to hide a real girl you bring home for a romp in the hay?

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    just donot download porn
    this will be better

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    dont hide it, make it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by havokb8 View Post
    this is exactly the advice ive been looking for since joining this forum, thank you.
    Hahah this thread is awesome, I love the sarcasm!

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    @SpectroMX5

    d@mn you stole my suggestion. True crypt = . BTW the rar idea sucks.... ever here of indexing archives? Most recent used programs, temp data, Rare PW crackers, etc...

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    How about tips on hiding while jacking off? Thanks in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Cutts View Post
    How about tips on hiding while jacking off? Thanks in advance.
    Laptop + Under The Bed = I guess FTW

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    ROTFLMAO. I totally adore this thread. Sometimes, we just need these topics here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eskimo View Post
    how to hide your porn (from your mom) - by eskimo

    have you got so much porn you cant keep track. im sure if your under 21, you do. here is how to hide it from your mom

    instead of putting it in loads of folders, all with names like asdggjgg, put your entire collection into one folder, compress it (with WinRAR or whatever).

    now you have an archived folder full of nudeness. now rename the file from "myporn.rar" to "myporn.ntz" (anything but .rar)

    nobody will know what the file is and there is no way to open it without renaming it back to .rar

    have fun



    What if your mom checks bhw and finds your method, what will you do next?


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    @ eskimo; You could use folder compression & encryption built into WindowsXP to protect your files.

    You should change your location from:
    Location: in your moms bed
    To:
    Location: in my race car bed

    Your Mom already knows about your porn and "used" sweat socks used for clean up duties that you shove to the bottom of the hamper pretending they were there all week.

    Now go make money and move out.
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    everyone who said that porn sucks is gay
    the only type of porn that sucks is gay porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolWerx View Post
    @ eskimo;
    Your Mom already knows about your porn and "used" sweat socks used for clean up duties that you shove to the bottom of the hamper pretending they were there all week.

    Socks are porous.... so think smartly! Use Ziplock baggies.
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    I like to rename my girlfriend to something like, .txz, then, when I need her, i rename her back, have my way with her, and change her extension when im done.
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    Or you can just stream it all as and when you err.... need it.

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