SEO Jokes, join and make some

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ehabh

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Aug 16, 2010

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• Feb 27, 2012

• #1

Please try to come up with SEO Jokes, and if you find one you like press thanks.


Here is my try
What do you get when you cross SEO with politics?
High ranking officials.

 

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boom1

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Nov 4, 2011

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• Feb 27, 2012

• #2

seo guy contacted me yesterday,

guaranteed me page 1 position 1 for any kw

 

keytenx

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Sep 18, 2011

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• Feb 27, 2012

• #3

Here is my massive list...

Code:

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/378582-search-engine-optimization-jokes-d.html

 

mudbutt

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Jun 23, 2010

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• Feb 27, 2012

• #4

a man walks into a {bar|store|restaurant|club}....

 

GfxDude

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• Feb 27, 2012

• #5

Two SEOs watchin' a girl with big boobs on trampoline
1st: I hate it?
2nd: What, the trampoline?
1st: No the bounce rate.

 

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ehabh

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Aug 16, 2010

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• Feb 27, 2012
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• #6

Good guys these are some nice ones keep up the good work

 

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bobocea

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Dec 7, 2009

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #7

In soviet russia, pages rank you!

 

Leith

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Oct 30, 2011

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #8

These are pretty lame but oh well,

What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a "nofollow" outside the door.

Why seo's never play golf? ..
They fear the sandbox...

Why are seo's are always excited to take the elevator down a building?..
Because they like to see (9...8...7..6..5.4.3..2..1)..

 

tb303

Supreme Member

Dec 18, 2011

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #9

not really seo but blackhat

My PC has been stuffed with cookies...
Its ok though. Its 'A Dell'

sorry

 

nemsis

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Sep 27, 2009

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #10

Leith said:

Why seo's never play golf? ..
They fear the sandbox...

Why are seo's are always excited to take the elevator down a building?..
Because they like to see (9...8...7..6..5.4.3..2..1)..

Click to expand...

Heh

 

lmaestro

Power Member

Jan 28, 2011

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #11

I used to be good at SEO. then I took a Panda to the knee

 

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rojurru

Newbie

Feb 2, 2011

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #12

Back in the day people used to trash cars when found they were cheated.
Now thanks to SEO you can now humiliate your boyfriend/girlfriend to 2,267,233,742 people[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]worldwide by ranking high in Google![SIZE=-1][/SIZE]Not really a joke..hope it counts

 

safex

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Dec 28, 2009

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• Feb 28, 2012

• #13

Nice one..That make my day Good..


How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb?lol..>!!