I needed some help finding a book since i couldnt find it on the computer search thing, i see a young pretty librarian in there so obviously i wasnt gonna ask her for help so i looked around for a guy or an older lady for help but couldnt fine one. So i kinda paced around pretending to look for books but i was actually trying to muster some strength so i could ask her for help. I finally walk up to her with shaky legs and start muttering that i couldnt find the book on the computer, i could feel my face turning red and i started sweating a bit, she said ok and looked on her computer, she said she knows where it is and that i should follow her, i said ok. I started walking behind her and she was wearing some nice tight jeans, at this point i just wanted to bolt the other way out of the library as i felt an anxiety attack coming on.

She found the area where the book was in and showed me where the book was and pointed at it, i picked it up from the bottom row, she touched my shoulder with her hand and said "did u need help with anything else sir?" I couldnt control myself and i felt an orgasmic feeling in my pants and liquid coming out, i cant believe this was happening. I turned around and looked at her with wide open eyes and i just froze and let out a war cry moan, she looked at me then down and realized was happened, she then screamed omg and ran the other way. I just ran the opposite way and blasted through the door, it was the back door so the fire alarm went off too. fuk brahs i dont know wut to do anymore this shiit sucks.

wtf is wrong with you ? maybe it's time to get yourself some striptease / lap dance nights dude ! ... that's just wrong !

If thats a real story, you really should work on your self confidence brah. I never heard a smiliar story, just on movies or something.

I consider myself a bit shy but your story is supremely weird, even by "IT guy" measures. Maybe you should seek some professional help (I mean shrink, not a hooker but that also might help)

If the story is true, it isn't that unusual - don't let the ppl here tell ya differently. When you are young and inexperienced, you could have a 'hair trigger' when dealing with someone that arouses you like that. First of all, I'd probably avoid the library for awhile since she would probably remember you... ;-)

Other than that, don't worry about it... you'll grow older and more confident with time and experience.

Great, how i wish this tale never end, but yeah, all tales do end, funny one there, if that's real, guy, you've got a big homework to do.
You're a Blackhat, right? Fkng SEO yourself.

You need more pussy in your life Bruh'! lol

You sound like a miscer to me

Best post.

When you'll be 14 y/o, you'll see some improvement...But for now, you'll have to wait a few more years with that...

Honestly, as soon as I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was another Bartman thread hahaha

But regardless.LOOOOOOOL!!!

American Pie

With your avatar and your name, we'd think you're a girl :S

That was hilarious!!!

Sounded Quite distressed, for a minute there, i thought he was going to hit the librarian for making him piss his pants.

Did you post the same story here? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=142136251

Reading this is probably going to be the best part of my day haha.

That's unlucky but it will probably stop happening at some point in life!

Originally Posted by MKelly

Did you post the same story here? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=142136251

I wanted to ask EXACTLY the same thing, but you were faster

You joking, right?

This story made my day, if its true then get yourself a hooker so that you feel more comfortable around women!

LMAO "war cry moan"

You'll get the hang of it just keep approaching those sexy librarians and eventually you'll get more confident.

Originally Posted by theonly1

Ha ha ha is that the face you made? LOL hilarious

Omg, this made my day

Librarian ?

Sh1t dude you blow your load quicker than next day shipping.

Maybe you should walk around with a c0ck ring or huggies dry night pull ups.

Gd Luck.

haha its more likely than a fake brahs

start gettin ripped, i'm naturally beautiful and intelligent and blessed with a high sense fo self esteem but since i'm getting more and more ripped (working out like a motherfucker on crack) girls r diggin me all the time it's so fucken easy it's unreal

Aware...

That will be the OP away for a clean pair of pants then.

Originally Posted by dheer

Librarian ?

Daily masturbation works for me.

Thank you so much for posting this. Its 8:30am and this started my day off way right.

Reminds me of Jim an Nadia from American Pie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m3h1sRI_zg

cool story bro... great short story for a porn except the last part ...

Nah, that cant be real :-O If so, you got some serious Problems Was a funny read tough!

you should jerk off every day ) at least once a day and you'll se an improvement )

Please tell me thats not true? :-p 'm laughing my ass off:-P

WoW.... if that is all it takes for you to erhmmm whats the word...be fulfilled, then you wife will have a easy job.

On a side note, you need to go out more dude. That shit aint normal, get used to females touching you. Wear two pair of jeans the first few times ... eeek

http://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

I nominate this thread for "thread of the day" award! Ahahahhaha

Actually, why would she touch ur shoulder? what part of the world you come from?

If it happened here - it'll be sexual harassment

Originally Posted by Fathom

Reminds me of Jim an Nadia from American Pie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m3h1sRI_zg

lolololol best movie ever

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....liquid coming out....come on son
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