Worst Drunken Night Ever!

Got nothing better to do right now so I thought I'd post this for all of your amusement. On Friday night I got incredibly wasted. The night was going pretty good. We we're leaving this one bar which is downstairs off the street. Up the stairs there is a lip that goes all the way around the drop. I tried to walk around the thing and ended up jumping off and now have a fractured heel and a fractured spine! Woo! While I was laying in agony some douche kicked my foot and said "get up maggot" which led to my friends and his getting in a brawl. My one friend has dreadlocks and the kid that kicked me ripped some of his dreads out and bit him in the nose (who does that?). Anyway though I should be getting out of the hospital tomorrow with a back brace fitted to me. Yay.

What came out of all this? Well I realized I've been making some stupid decisions in life. I'm going to quit smoking and drastically cut down on drinking. I'm also going to try focusing on IM/school more instead of just lazing around saying I'll get around to things.

Cheers,
xxf8xx

damn, that's some story, i used to get drunk quite often a few years back, but never got injured or in a fight, i don't even remember some of those nights, been told that i almost got into a fight with a flilipino taxi driver in manila, cause he wanted to overcharge me, but i was always with a good group of ppl who kept me out of trouble .

There are some really big manholes in Pakistan and I fell in one of them on my 18th birthday while I was going to pee.. There was some wood placed on it and you know how your body gets when you're wasted so when I placed my foot on with pressure I went down.. Scratched my hand badly, got really dirty.. I was wearing new clothes so had to throw them away.. It was a fucked up night for an 18th birthday!

I got totally crunk last night, ended up getting to a fight ( I said hello to my best mates sister and some boy thought he was a hero and said stop chatting up my girlfriend, and she didnt even know him lol!), Ive been training MMA for the last 3 years aswell, so I got him in a thai clinch and dominated his chin for about 30 seconds untill the bouncer dragged me out by my neck from behind lol. Ah well!

Last night i was sick over a girls leg at a nightclub (Pretty embarassing) , Luckily she was a grenade and i didnt know her haha.

Oh man sorry to hear you got hurt... better than accidentally getting someone pregnant tho..

ahhhh the days of drinking, and being young. Get better soon, and take it easy on the sauce, lol.

What’s surprising is that a story from 2011 is getting noticed in 2025

ALPHASWAP said:

What’s surprising is that a story from 2011 is getting noticed in 2025

Click to expand...

Not really. Just another spam account reanimating dead threads.