All cultures have fertility festivals in which breeding age females are encouraged to engage in promiscuous behavior and allowed to wear clothing that features their primary fitness indicators: tits and ass.

In the west, this festival is known as "Halloween."



The problem this year is, Halloween is on a Monday...

So in order to maximize the number of sluts encountered per outing, what night would you suggest going out clubbing?

Friday or Saturday? Or both?

There should be a constitutional law which dictates that Halloween must occur on the weekend. This would always give the girls time to recover from the alcohol, and the size of my penis.

But until such a law is passed, I fear we'll have to simply guess.

So what day are y'all goin out?

Ideas?

Thanks!

lol. i think most bars will still have a halloween night even if its monday

Really?

Man last year here, the actual day was dead...

This confused me...

People this is important

tomorrow is Friday! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

id go out friday and saturday

plenty of ppl will be out there, cause no one really cares about halloween as you said they just want to party

What do you mean, "when do you celebrate halloween?"

On 10/31 obviously

Originally Posted by download

What do you mean, "when do you celebrate halloween?" On 10/31 obviously

I know

but when do the whores come out?

They gotta work and go to school on 10/31 - that's Monday!!!