so there is this girl that i like

Bartman · Jul 23, 2011

hi guys
i need some advice
There is this girl in my class that I like. This is a different girl from the one I posted about 2 months ago.
She has a pretty face...I dont like her personality...I feel that she is immature and...stupid. but dammit her eyes, her nose, her lips, they kill me.
I think I have destroyed my chances of being with her. Here is why.
A while back, through casual conversation, I asked her where she is from, and I found that she is from a Spanish speaking country. So I started talking Spanish to her to make her feel closer to me. I am not a native speaker but I know the language a little. So every day, I said something random in Spanish. Like "are you from Germany?" "do you go to the doctor when you are sick"
The purpose of this was only to show off my Spanish skills. Then I noticed that she is avoiding me more and more. I figured she probably thinks I am awkward or creepy.
So while she was talking to this guy, I went to the guy and through casual conversation, I told him (on purpose) "I don't like awkward people." Wanted to see the girl's reaction. and the girl reacted exactly as I expected. She goes "you are hilarious" and then I said "no, I am serious, I hate it when people are awkward" and she goes "you are pretty awkward yourself"
I wish I has asked her something like "what have I done to make you think that?" because I am not sure if this is the reason. maybe there is another reason.
so I think she thinks of me as this crazy guy who keeps asking stupid questions like "do you go to the doctor?"
so have I already destroyed my chances? is there any way to repair this?
by the way, she is one of those girls who have a lot of guy friends. A lot of guy friends.

zonfar · Jul 23, 2011

is that you in your display pic? do you talk to her while wearing that if so?

tony-raymondo · Jul 23, 2011

you were born to program computers for a living

Bartman · Jul 23, 2011

zonfar said:
is that you in your display pic? do you talk to her while wearing that if so?

see? nobody gets my sense of humor. no, that's not me. I just like to make myself look like an idiot. both online and in the real world. It's called self-deprecating humor...i think.

ericsson · Jul 23, 2011

WTF do u do for a living?
Earn cash from internet or have serious problem with girls? I mean
last time u were in love with some teacher, now this girl?
I think u have registered yourself on the wrong forum man

tony-raymondo · Jul 23, 2011

oh dont be so mean to the kid

bartman, I think you should take a test for asperger's syndrome.

i waited till i was 34 to take a test

i got aspergers

i wish, when i was 12, someone would have gotten me checked out.

it sucks, but you can learn to use your increased brain power to expand your knowledge of human interaction from a logical perspective -- and try to be less "awkward" around people

dumdum4gumgum · Jul 23, 2011

I am Dr. Phil Please Tell me your Story.

How does that make you feel?

What Would you Do to fix the problem?

Well there you Go.

And when its all said and Done Go up and whisper to her,

"Hey Wonna See My Penis"

Problem Solved Move on

t0mmy · Jul 23, 2011

hahahaha i bet your Spanish is crap and you was really saying something along the lines of...

" hey biatch, can you do me a favor and touch your toes

"

Dude this is why she is avoiding you, you didn't know what you were actually saying in Spanish duhhhh

nexozeon · Jul 23, 2011

Just take some elongate * rock hard weekend and jam it it her

evilman11 · Jul 23, 2011

well, if someone asked me if i go to the doctor when im sick or the same random repetitive questions every single fucking day, im pretty sure i'd think they were pretty awkward to. what did you think she would think about that? something along the lines of "omg he ask me if i go to the doctor every day in spanish, i so want his fucking cock now" ? get fucking real dude...

jb2008 · Jul 23, 2011

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moggwai · Jul 23, 2011

Firstly .. stop being a tard.. serious advice here..
I dont care if she.s 15th generation spanish if she lives in an english speaking country, or place it would have been cool the first few times.. after that its as much use as a pocket in the back of your shirt and its making u look a right dick. That reminds me of a friend and every time we enter the fucking pub and have 2 pints he says the same old butthead stuff, jokes, it just wears thin and people and myself avoid him when he.s coming to us or is around... im sure u get my point !!

The fact u have several replies above stating she is purty doesnt mean much m8 no matter how much u wanna slurp her face with your tongue if u dont like her personality it isnt going to work, move on or u,ll end up wasting months of your life chasing the "masterpiece".. PRO TIP... Most masterpieces u cant see the cracks in the paint till u get up REAL close..

Trust me im irish and i had a six pack, i was fat now im going back to being very trim i can talk the flies off shit its personality that wins anything or anyone.. but good advice would be dont chase her, if its to be and natural she,ll come running for you.
Ive fucked a lot of hot chicks and some serious dirtbirds but it comes down to having the craic with the females that will win hearts and break em .. nothing more.
Flash cars and balls of cash dont do shit.. i had em but now im literally pennyless and i still attract.. so point proven again.

Also my last point self depreciating humour is fine to crack a few jokes at your own or her expense but keep doing it and you,ll believe the shit that u spout, i often slag everyone and anyone but there comes a time to be serious you,ll never be thought that you,ll only learn it from experience.
Keep the positives flowing.. "pro appreciating" humour ? and you,ll stand and walk tall and i guarantee you no matter how fucking butt uggly u are you,ll have crowds of women in the clubs wanting to talk to you.. even if it is to be slagged or have some fun with.

Ive more women friends than men .. but they know there in the friend zone muahahah

Last pro tip.. Compliments.. Its like air.. women love it and feed off of it.. Compliment, how are u today, Compliment, so what ya watchin, Compliment What u do all weekend, i was playing ball pure bored, Compliment, So when the fuck u taking me out on a hot date ?? Compliment, sure look at ya panting in the heat there like a greyhound, you wouldnt be much used to me in the sack hahahaha.. ??
U getting my point ??

Right im off to bed.

axus_auto · Jul 23, 2011

Great to see relationship advice in a Black Hat Forum

moggwai · Jul 23, 2011

Ohh and i want a thank you if u find it amusing or helps u in any way..
Give her a high five the next time and walk away.. u,ll get into her good books .. she finds u socially awkward since u were doing the spanish thing !
Remember.. have the crack for 2 mins and bail.. she,ll be back talking to u regulalry like clockwork then

blogdev · Jul 23, 2011

Bartman said:
I dont like her personality...I feel that she is immature and...stupid.

Why the fuck are you wasting your time...

bezopravin · Jul 23, 2011

Bartman said:
so have I already destroyed my chances?

is there any way to repair this?

Yes almost but there is a way

All you have to do is CRY ON HER SHOULDER like how you did with another girl and she will fall in love with you instantly!

t0mmy · Jul 23, 2011

moggwai said:
Firstly .. stop being a tard.. serious advice here..
I dont care if she.s 15th generation spanish if she lives in an english speaking country, or place it would have been cool the first few times.. after that its as much use as a pocket in the back of your shirt and its making u look a right dick. That reminds me of a friend and every time we enter the fucking pub and have 2 pints he says the same old butthead stuff, jokes, it just wears thin and people and myself avoid him when he.s coming to us or is around... im sure u get my point !!

The fact u have several replies above stating she is purty doesnt mean much m8 no matter how much u wanna slurp her face with your tongue if u dont like her personality it isnt going to work, move on or u,ll end up wasting months of your life chasing the "masterpiece".. PRO TIP... Most masterpieces u cant see the cracks in the paint till u get up REAL close..

Trust me im irish and i had a six pack, i was fat now im going back to being very trim i can talk the flies off shit its personality that wins anything or anyone.. but good advice would be dont chase her, if its to be and natural she,ll come running for you.
Ive fucked a lot of hot chicks and some serious dirtbirds but it comes down to having the craic with the females that will win hearts and break em .. nothing more.
Flash cars and balls of cash dont do shit.. i had em but now im literally pennyless and i still attract.. so point proven again.

Also my last point self depreciating humour is fine to crack a few jokes at your own or her expense but keep doing it and you,ll believe the shit that u spout, i often slag everyone and anyone but there comes a time to be serious you,ll never be thought that you,ll only learn it from experience.
Keep the positives flowing.. "pro appreciating" humour ? and you,ll stand and walk tall and i guarantee you no matter how fucking butt uggly u are you,ll have crowds of women in the clubs wanting to talk to you.. even if it is to be slagged or have some fun with.

Ive more women friends than men .. but they know there in the friend zone muahahah

Last pro tip.. Compliments.. Its like air.. women love it and feed off of it.. Compliment, how are u today, Compliment, so what ya watchin, Compliment What u do all weekend, i was playing ball pure bored, Compliment, So when the fuck u taking me out on a hot date ?? Compliment, sure look at ya panting in the heat there like a greyhound, you wouldnt be much used to me in the sack hahahaha.. ??
U getting my point ??

Right im off to bed.

haha you can tell your irish " dirtbirds, a right dick, having the craic, slag, " lol

were you from moggwai? derry here but in donegal now

SahL · Jul 23, 2011

Are you serious ? Oh yeah your serious everytime

lol

Just talk to her properly, Dont be afraid, just be what your are.

if she doesnt like you. Move on. some one else will.

But before that...

Stop Feeling that your awkward or a dickhead.. Just relax, your totally fine, think your the coolest guy around..you'l feel good

.. believe me youl FEEL what you think.

Be confident..talk to other girls in front of her.

She will eventually want to talk with you. when she sees girls are talking to you.

than Go on with the talking, let her know about yourself. ask her about herself.

Ask her out for a date, take her out for more and more dates.

hangout with her and make out.

t0mmy · Jul 23, 2011

confidence and a sense of humor wins hands down, what your doing is probably scaring her lol

moggwai · Jul 23, 2011

t0mmy said:
haha you can tell your irish " dirtbirds, a right dick, having the craic, slag, " lol

were you from moggwai? derry here but in donegal now

Good old tipp tommy

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