Paypal Problem

It's been a while since I've been around this forum and I'm probably not posting this in the correct section, But I have a major issue. I have to have the money in my paypal account in the form of cash TONIGHT and I have been brainstorming ways of making this happen. None of them Have seemed to work so far and I would really appreciate some suggestions.

P.S sorry for the run on sentences and punctuation issue. I'm in a rush

dude you can withdraw your paypal via western union....