Loser Scammers

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teeniegenie

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Just got this email five minutes ago. I hope it wasn't from any of you or I'll reach through my internet connection and ring your neck!

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Kindest Attention, I am Mrs Grace Smith, A Portugal national,i have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live. I am very rich, but was never generous; I have given most of my assets to my immediate family members.

I have decided to give alms to charity organizations. I cannot do this myself anymore because of my health. I once asked members of my family to give some money to charity organizations, they refused and kept the money. I have a huge cash deposit of Twenty Million dollars with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. You will take out 30% of these funds for your assistance and Effort. Please send me the following details:

[1] Full Names: [2] Contact address: [3] Direct Telephone [4] Date of birth: [5] Occupation: {6} Self Identification. Please Send All Reply To My Private Email Address For Security Reasons < [email protected] > Regards, Mrs Grace Smith.


Stupid scammers. Get a life...
 
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Get "her" to fill in some CPA offers to prove her identity!
 
So you got tonite's junk email!
Be sure to click "unsubscribe" so we know that you don't want another one!
 
reminds me of billy evans

My name is Billy Evans. I AM A very sick little boy.
My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She Is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so Sick. I was Born without A body. It doesn't hurt, Except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is A burlap Bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the Best they could do ON account of us having No money OR Insurance.

I would like to have A body transplant, but we need More money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody Hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy and " and She hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her Sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you Forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to People you don't know, the too. Dr. Johansen said that for Every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send A nickel to NASA. With That funding, NASA will collect prayers from school Children all over America and have the astronauts take Them up into space so that the angels can hear them Better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, And he will take up A collection IN church and send All the money to the doctors. The doctors could help Me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to Play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can Take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be Closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so Sad and and I want A body. I don't want my leaves to rot Before I turn 10

If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy Says you're A mean and heartless bastard who doesn't Care about A poor little boy with only A head. She Says that if you don't stew IN the raw pit of your own Guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die A long slow, Horrible death and then burn forever IN hell.

What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take Five freakin' minutes to forward this to all your Friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about Ignoring A poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please Help me.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had A Kitty. I wish I could hold A kitty. I wish I could Hold A kitty that wouldn't chew ON me and try to bury Its turds IN the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that Very much.

Thank You,

Billy " Smiles " Evans
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Lol i just got the same message today, these poeple have no life!
 
Wow this Billy Evans text is amazing it's so intelligent... was it written to make fun of scammers?
 
Sorry for the late note on this thread. I just stumbled on this thread when I was searching for this exact text. Using the phone number and email I tracked this schmuck down to Gregory Smith who goes by the moniker "the platinum pro marketer".

What an absolute piece of work. The nigerian scam bit is bad enough, but the cancer angle? I mean, wow...just wow.
 
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