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Old 08-24-2008, 04:53 PM
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Talking Now This Story Made Me Laugh

Smart Student

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.

A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

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Old 08-24-2008, 05:15 PM
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Default Re: Now This Story Made Me Laugh

Lmao

Well I think that's the smartest answer the professor could give him, and the funniest too
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Old 08-25-2008, 02:50 AM
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LOL...I think I would fall out of my seat laughing if I was present for that response
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:56 AM
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Default Re: Now This Story Made Me Laugh

That's just good humor right there.. I love when old people have a sense of humor.
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Old 08-25-2008, 04:14 AM
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Default Re: Now This Story Made Me Laugh

That's a pretty good one.
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:58 AM
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Default Re: Now This Story Made Me Laugh

I'm glad I am ambidextrous!!
Funny and a smart comeback for the prof
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