Google Is Fucking With Us. Look Inside.

**Lex Leto** · #1 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:15 PM

Go to Google.

Type "why does my", but don't hit enter. Look at some of the autofill results.

Now type "why do bl", and see what happens.

Then there's "why do mex", and "why do soma", as well as "what would you do" and "I am extremely", and "my va" and "I don't get".

There's also "why do". But the best one so far is simply typing in "why", and checking out the result. The top result, mind you, for keywords starting with "why".

What the fuck is going on here?

Sanitarium · #2 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:19 PM

I like the one that says "why do people work"

HoNeYBiRD · #3 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:38 PM

the winner: why do men have nipples

**masteraffmarket** · #4 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:40 PM

this just made my day LMAO LMAO

**the_demon** · #5 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:44 PM

Haha. I was wondering that the other day for some reason I forget why...

Here's the answer though: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_men_have_nipples

Sanitarium · #6 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:48 PM

I am lactating as we speak.

**yamahafzr** · #7 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:53 PM

i love doing this because it can be done for so many terms and you can get all these crazy results.

**Lex Leto** · #8 (**permalink**) 11-12-2009, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanitarium

I am lactating as we speak.

Great minds milk alike.

hiding_whitehat · #9 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:04 AM

"why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" (that's actually a quote from LOST)

"what are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad"

^^^personal favorite

howdoyou · #10 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:05 AM

google has gone mad. :-]

ch8878 · #11 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:20 AM

What the F**K, why does my belly button smell

Leila · #12 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:20 AM

I just had a look and apparently there are over 20,000 exact searches on why do men have nipples every month. A lot of lactation questions out there it seems

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Zorak the Green · #13 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:42 AM

Hmm.
Maybe...just maybe this could be useful.

1. Look Google Query Suggestions
2. Make Microniche page
3. ?
4. Profit.

I dont have time to try that now. Then I will leave this here. If someone use that, please just make a thread later saying if works or no.

Trueblood · #14 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:47 AM

Google is also racist

**Lex Leto** · #15 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:50 AM

It's so sad. Everyone is racist these days.

**kayzne** · #16 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:54 AM

betster77 · #17 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 12:56 AM

Trueblood · #18 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betster77

hhaha they are racist !

Hector22 · #19 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:06 AM

haha, awesome... this just made my day

**Lex Leto** · #20 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:12 AM

**Lex Leto** · #21 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:18 AM

It was a joke. Chill

**Lex Leto** · #22 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:27 AM

Yeah. Go to regular Google, AMERICAN google, and type in "why are the br".

commando · #23 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:43 AM

That is some funny Sh#t. Thanks for that. It made my night.....

**Lex Leto** · #24 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 01:56 AM

It sure is an interesting world in there.

richgeeks · #25 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 02:17 AM

you guys are right , there is some major bullshit going on with the big G

**jstover77** · #26 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 02:42 AM

The funniest thing is these are the top searches for those letter and word combinations. Gave me some good ideas I never though about with keyword research.

Trueblood · #27 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 02:52 AM

wtf http://www.gdumb.com/

cucr3 · #28 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 02:56 AM

To the OP.. thanks for this thread!

**Lex Leto** · #29 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cucr3

To the OP.. thanks for this thread!

You are very welcome. I found a new awesome site thanks to the thread and Trueblood. Props!

**Lex Leto** · #30 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 03:17 AM

**BalingDazzer** · #31 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 04:27 AM

Just hope this doesn't continue, used to be a great source for long-tails.

shadowfax · #32 (**permalink**) 11-13-2009, 04:42 AM

Freking Hilarious.. Here are some GEMS that I got

Why does my boyfriend want me to pee on him?
Why do men wear underwear?
Why do men like big breasts?
Why do men like wet kisses?
Why do men ogle?
Why do men lie and women cry?
Why do chinese have small eyes?
Why do chinese men eat more rice then japanese men?

and lots more.. Def made my day....