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    Disclaimer: This thread is for informational purposes only.

    Alright,

    Basically there is this guy who's made my life a living hell for over 3 years, he's one of my old bosses. Now, he is no longer my boss. =) He hits on my g/f, acts like a total douchebag, treats me like shit, talks shit about me, etc.

    He's not a member of this forum (or any forum that I know of), has nothing to do with any member here, so no worries there. Just some asshole I know in real life.

    What I wanna know are some ways to make his life a living hell...

    I'm talking email spam, cell phone pranks, home address spam, the works.

    I know this forum is one of the most resourceful forums on the planet (besides that OTHER forum) and justice must be served. I'm way too angry to sit back and relax about him, my rage is DEEP.

    So serve up those CPA offers (see: email spam). I have his email address and I'm working on getting his telephone # and street address (should have that soon). He might end up with a subscription to Playgirl, who knows. If there's any Facebook hackers on here, feel free to jump in or send me a PM.

    If you have any other revenge ideas let me know....maybe I'll take #1 spot in Google for his name so he'll never get another job in his life. I've seriously had it with him.

    Few things though:

    • I don't want to go to jail
    • Nothing completely illegal
    • No trail leading to me
    • Have fun!


    And again, this is for informational purposes only =)

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    I think in a past life I may have gathered all the subscription cards out of magazines and filled them out [checking bill me later of course]

    they can get out of it, but damn its a lot of work.

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    your rules are no fun... my suggestion is plant hard drugs or a weapon in his car. cmon you know you can find some easy... preferably do this while he's inside a bar. when he leaves to drive home call 911 from a throw-away tracphone and report a drunk driver that is threatening you with a gun. after they pull him over the cops will do the rest and this guy is done!

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    your rules are no fun... my suggestion is plant hard drugs or a weapon in his car. cmon you know you can find some easy... preferably do this while he's inside a bar. when he leaves to drive home call 911 from a throw-away tracphone and report a drunk driver that is threatening you with a gun. after they pull him over the cops will do the rest and this guy is done!
    Hilarious

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    i like smw idea but if ur gonna do that u might as well kick his ass...lol. i think u r askin how to take him down a peg or two so just go after what he love most...thats what usually happens to people like him.

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    I'm better at offline revenge than I am at online. Don't want to go to jail? Damnit, cause I was gonna say you could always do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPAYZMzGMwQ

    Put just a soda can of that on his hood....he'll leave your g/f alone. Promise.

    BTW, thats a low grade mix he is using. You can look up more vids of this and see what I mean. I think he used a low grade aluminum (meaning not pure) and probably got his mix ratio a little off.
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    get a restraining order and be done with it.

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    get his home address. then go to a smoke shop/magazine store type place and pull out the subscription cards from all the gay magazines and pick one. not all of them, just one. too many will look suspicious and make it too obvious that it's not really his subscription. then fill them out with the bill me later option as stated above. they will never stop soliciting him for this. get his phone numbers, home and cell. then go to craigslist and put up a few personal ads on the men seeking men section. post his home phone number and make sure they only call during dinner time. while you're there, put up his car for sale. i'm sure you can get a few photos of it from your work. get his work email address and use that for all your replies from the gay dudes from CL. use his real name and forward the responses you get from your gmail address which you use for the CL ads and forward them to everyone in your company directory. make sure everyone at work knows this guy has been looking for something to suck on. oh yeah, then kick his ass...twice.

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    Make their lives disorganized.

    Make sure they are always missing something.

    When i am disorganized or feel like I am missing something, I think about it for hours and it drives me insane.

    The best thing is it's like silent destruction.

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    Steal his shoes.

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    Before you do anything make sure you look up harassment.

    I think the CL stuff is a form of harassment. You might end up in a bad place if caught. So cover your tracks 100%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mosoi148 View Post
    I'm better at offline revenge than I am at online. Don't want to go to jail? Damnit, cause I was gonna say you could always do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPAYZMzGMwQ

    Put just a soda can of that on his hood....he'll leave your g/f alone. Promise.

    BTW, thats a low grade mix he is using. You can look up more vids of this and see what I mean. I think he used a low grade aluminum (meaning not pure) and probably got his mix ratio a little off.

    eahhhhhh.....Too much work....alternative...AB Foam poured into his car....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_gojAEwJA

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    Moltov Everythi.... Nothing!

    Hire a neighborhood kid who is like 14 to piss him off all the time. Think Dennis the Menace. Give him a slingshot his first day as proof you want to work with him. Make sure he isn't some softie though.. he'll tell his momma on you.

    On this old forum I used to browse which led me here, they would all group together to send pedos they've been pedobaiting (early ewhoring for me!) free shipping boxes. There are places that will send you a crap load of free boxes.. see if it's on Google.
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    .... interesting

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    just burn his house down and make a sextape with his mother


    DONE
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    You can collect a massive list of all in house doctors, lawyers, cpas, pizza, chinese, (any delivery), limos, taxis, locksmiths, tow trucks, garage repair, plumbers, electricians, painters, computer repair, tv repair, washerdryer repair. That is what I came up with typing about 80 wpm... If you sit around and think about it you can come up with over 100 TYPE of places to call with at least 5-10 in each category.

    Over a one week period use a prepaid cell phone bought with cash to call each place on your list of 500 places and schedule appointments starting the next day. If you hammer dial you can blast that list out in a few days.

    This will cause countless people to show up at his door flipping out, demanding payment, blah blah. Make sure to use a prepaid cell phone as this is harassment.

    When that stunt is over, the best thing to do, as said above, file a restraining order and move on with it. People are not worth it.

    From now on don't allow someone to think they can get away with acting this way without being seriously hurt. You obviously gave him a weak impression to the point that he has no fear of retaliation. I haven't had to deal with these kind of issues since late elementary school/early junior high.

    Fun times

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    How to Really Get Revenge

    Ignore him and move on. I know it's hard and you won't listen to my advice, but just let it go. If you gf cheated on you dump her ass too. But just move on and heal your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewep View Post
    How to Really Get Revenge

    Ignore him and move on. I know it's hard and you won't listen to my advice, but just let it go. If you gf cheated on you dump her ass too. But just move on and heal your heart.
    Obviously the best choice.

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    Just post in the M4M section on CL how he loves sucking dicks and such.
    give his real phone, real address and real email + his pic.
    BE SURE to Do it from a library or a coffee shop (not from your pc or laptop)

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    Scribble his phone number in men's washroom.. Then just write "Sexy whore lookin' for hot guys"

    Make sure no one's watchin' ya.. That's it..

    Register to adults forum with signature "Looking for guys with big D%#@$%k -call - his number" and be active. Be sure to us an anon. proxy..

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    I can speak from experience =/ here are a few things that have worked wonders for me in the past (yes.. i love my enemy).

    1) Get some dollars together (friends etc) and hire a cl ad poster to post some nationwide ads directing the gay community to his house.. include important keywords like lube,i like it in my butt,want to serve,don't listen to me when i say no. You can even profit from this! Set up a camera infront of his house and put the prank on youtube =)

    2)Got some extra cash? Hire that extra hot tranny hooker! He will get the surprise of his life!

    3) Cough cough..sms bomb. The word "owned" will bring you much more joy when it is send to your enemy in 2 million text messages..all at once

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prodige View Post
    I can speak from experience =/ here are a few things that have worked wonders for me in the past (yes.. i love my enemy).

    1) Get some dollars together (friends etc) and hire a cl ad poster to post some nationwide ads directing the gay community to his house.. include important keywords like lube,i like it in my butt,want to serve,don't listen to me when i say no. You can even profit from this! Set up a camera infront of his house and put the prank on youtube =)

    2)Got some extra cash? Hire that extra hot tranny hooker! He will get the surprise of his life!

    3) Cough cough..sms bomb. The word "owned" will bring you much more joy when it is send to your enemy in 2 million text messages..all at once
    OMG that's fuckin' cruel.... I feel sad for him...

    BTW What about uploading some tagged videos to megaporn?

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    Why you should forgive him and move on:

    Listen dotthei, I want you to pay special attention to this post. I had a roommate who I thought was my "friend" because he acted nice, etc... You know how snakes in the grass love to blend in. Well basically at the time I was being a dumbass and I grew illegal ****************s in my college dorm purely for personal consumption.

    I had a very rude shock when I saw 7 big BURLY police officers barge into my room exactly on April 1st 2009. Keep in mind this is a high level felony in my state. I had never done anything to harm the guy and I thought we had a good relationship but that evening, I learned that some people are just bad. Plain and simple, they just are not good. They thrive on others' misery. If you really think about it, they are probably the most miserable humans in existence which is why they behave in that manner in the first place.

    I don't really know what you believe in and neither does it matter but I can say from the bottom of my heart and soul that night divine mercy was on my side because the cops decided to leave this crazy kid alone instead of take me down to the station. They of course had to arrest me 20 days later (420 lol) and I willingly came in but believe me, my case has gone 100X...fucking 1,000,000X better than I ever dreamed of.

    You know what, it was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life but I decided to not take revenge even though I had a veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good opportunity to hurt him. I mean really permanently hurt him. I just let it go. Plus it would have been dumb (I would have been the first suspect, etc...). But you know what, I know I'll lead a better life than he will thanks to this forum and meeting all kinds of great IM people and I just have grown an internal drive for success that I didn't really have before.

    Let me drive the point into you further. Shortly after being caught, I first off got kicked out of school despite being in the honors program with a 4.0. My "gf" cheated on me and dumped me and I was homeless, etc... (I've mentioned this before). Yes, he was the cause of this but today if I saw the guy I'd just hold my nose high in the sky and not even acknowledge his existence.

    If I can get over something like that, so can you. Move on, you're better than that. We all have had to pay the price and learn the lessons.

    Anyway, good luck with all that stuff and I hope time mends you.

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    get him drunk... hide his keys.... offer him a ride home.... drive by the worst part of town and tell him how you just remembered how he hits on your girlfriend, and he can just fucking walk home. and throw him out of the car... let destiny decide...

    Edit: actually thats pretty evil.. O.o just kick his ass and get it over with
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    Is your boss per chance in charge of some kind of company that sends people "please reply" etc. mail?

    Here's a fun prank my friend used...

    Somehow or another, my friend kept getting these out-of-country-based gambling website letters via snail-mail weekly, and it was both annoying and embarrassing for him. However, he noticed something interesting:
    Each of these letters came with a postage-approved "send-back" envelope.
    He then collected as many of these envelopes as he could.
    When he had a good 30-35 envelopes, he filled them all with the smallest and heaviest rocks he could find, and sent them all to the gambling site thing, which cost them something like 70+ dollars in shipping, and they didn't send anything after that xD

    Anyways, no idea if that is legal, so be careful.

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    Sinces's post reminds me of what happened here in the uk with a book club. First they get you with a very cheap offer then every month send you thru books you dont want and no matter you sent them back using the freepost postal sticker they still kept coming. Then someone had an idea and it spread really fast. They always sent you a sticker to put one parcel to return them for free son people got imaginative and wrapped up all their babies usd nappies (diapers) and sent them, then people stated wrapping up their old washing machines and garbage, it must have cost them a fortune in postage...very soon they changed their policy..People Power!

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    Sinces's post reminds me of what happened here in the uk with a book club. First they get you with a very cheap offer then every month send you thru books you dont want and no matter you sent them back using the freepost postal sticker they still kept coming. Then someone had an idea and it spread really fast. They always sent you a sticker to put one parcel to return them for free son people got imaginative and wrapped up all their babies usd nappies (diapers) and sent them, then people stated wrapping up their old washing machines and garbage, it must have cost them a fortune in postage...very soon they changed their policy..People Power!

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    Sinces's post reminds me of what happened here in the uk with a book club. First they get you with a very cheap offer then every month send you thru books you dont want and no matter you sent them back using the freepost postal sticker they still kept coming. Then someone had an idea and it spread really fast. They always sent you a sticker to put one parcel to return them for free son people got imaginative and wrapped up all their babies usd nappies (diapers) and sent them, then people stated wrapping up their old washing machines and garbage, it must have cost them a fortune in postage...very soon they changed their policy..People Power!

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    put some phone numbers up on craiglist
    put super glue on his door handle
    do the first one with his addrease
    send him a virus
    fuck up his whole computer

    there you go try some of them

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    Why don't you go straight to his office/home and tell him that he is the biggest ass hole you have ever met and he can suck your dick in front of all his subordinates/his family.

    You will get over the revenge thing from your mind and the dude will never have the balls to do the same to anyone else in future.

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    If he is a dwarf put his car keys above his refrigerator

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    Quote Originally Posted by ********* View Post
    success is the best revenge
    This is very true I once wanted to KILL an ex-boss of mine to the point where I had to hide from him because I was worried I would tear him limb from limb if I ever saw him again. I am not a violent person but he f^&ked me over so badly it still makes me feel like vomiting.

    I am now fairly confident I probably earn a sh1t load more money than him or will do soon where as if I had followed through with revenge ideas it could have led to bad kharma (you have to believe in this to some extent otherwise there is no reason to be a good person IMHO). I am now doing pretty well for myself (atm anyway) and thinks are looking very very bright.

    Sometimes spending your time doing negative sh1t is a bad option. Use him as motivation for yourself. That is what I have done and in 10 years I want to contact him and tell him because he was such a raging knob goblin I decided never to work for anyone else ever again and used him as motivation. I may even buy him a very expensive bottle of champagne if everything pans out.

    It seriously does motivate me...

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    Turn your weakness into a strength, brother. Revenge hurts only you... turn that anger energy into positive sh*t for yourself. Think of it...he is still getting the best of you by winning your attention in this way... he has power over you and your feelings. Flick him off like a bug.

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    I wouldn't waste your time on negative energy. It can drain you mentally and emotionally. Karma has a funny way of catching up with people, he'll get his one day.
    Let it go and spend your time on positive projects.
    Revenge can consume you and in the end it'll just prove that you are as big of a dick as he is.
    Just my 2 cents

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    Cut off his arms and legs. That would fuck up his life for quite some time, no?
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    Just publish his phone number on a gay community. Like "Hey man call me for xxx i will give you bj too just say that when you call me *Phone number*" or like that

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    Use a small needle and make marks in his car spelling FUCKER or what ever in a few weeks and with some rain the word FUCKER will come out on his car in brown.

    Put any tube with gas to his cars back pipe with a wire when it get hot it will say BANG and scare the shit out of him or he die from a car crash.

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    Take a photo of your adversary's license plate, print it out on glossy paper, cover your own license plate with it, and drive 100mph through a SpeedCam equipped intersection that gives automatic tickets. In a couple days, a speeding ticket arrives in your victim's mailbox.


    This is a copy and paste, but thought it was good

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    Default Re: Ways to f**k up someone's life / make their life a living hell?

    Quote Originally Posted by dotthei View Post
    Disclaimer: This thread is for informational purposes only.

    Alright,

    Basically there is this guy who's made my life a living hell for over 3 years, he's one of my old bosses. Now, he is no longer my boss. =) He hits on my g/f, acts like a total douchebag, treats me like shit, talks shit about me, etc.

    He's not a member of this forum (or any forum that I know of), has nothing to do with any member here, so no worries there. Just some asshole I know in real life.

    What I wanna know are some ways to make his life a living hell...

    I'm talking email spam, cell phone pranks, home address spam, the works.

    I know this forum is one of the most resourceful forums on the planet (besides that OTHER forum) and justice must be served. I'm way too angry to sit back and relax about him, my rage is DEEP.

    So serve up those CPA offers (see: email spam). I have his email address and I'm working on getting his telephone # and street address (should have that soon). He might end up with a subscription to Playgirl, who knows. If there's any Facebook hackers on here, feel free to jump in or send me a PM.

    If you have any other revenge ideas let me know....maybe I'll take #1 spot in Google for his name so he'll never get another job in his life. I've seriously had it with him.

    Few things though:

    • I don't want to go to jail
    • Nothing completely illegal
    • No trail leading to me
    • Have fun!


    And again, this is for informational purposes only =)
    IF you can afford and you have hes phone numbers (cell phones / landlines )from work /home / relatives / parents and anyone connected with him for some fees I can make hes live a true hell trust me will make him to wear a pink panties and to go only with that on any public square praying you to forgive him

    Also available some other more '' kindly '' stress available lol

    Or if you wanna be completely inoffensive just pay a CL campaign and post hes phone number on men to men and woman's to men
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    Go to Walmart, Kmart, Target, Gas Stations, etc and in the bathroom write the following...

    "Looking for a good time tonight? Want your dick sucked? Call [his number] and ask for [his name]"

    He will be getting hundreds of texts and calls within a month lol.
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    Default Re: Ways to f**k up someone's life / make their life a living hell?

    A few ideas (informational purposes only)
    Send in subscriptions to embarrasing magazines in his name. Make sure to check 'Bill Me'.
    Get change of address cards from the post office and change his address to someplace like Guam.
    Advertise your ex bosses job in the local paper.
    Hire a stripper to go to his house (if he's married).
    Get him really drunk then wave microwaved mayonaise under his nose when he's drunk and feeling queasy. Alternately start asking questions such as "Would you like a cold greasy pork chop?

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    Damn! If I never knew not to fuck with you ppl before now I know.

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    Marriage

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    While I too agree that you should just continue with your life and don't let the revenge monster consume you, here is a few subtle ideas:

    1. write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches...

    2.put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid...

    3.Take your bosse's favorite clubbing shirt and use an ultraviolet pen and write what's on your mind, under any black light your message will appear.

    4.Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive - A rave with extacy and such would work nicely

    5.Subscribe your boss to all sorts of weird sex magazines but send them to his neighbor's

    6. And my all time favorite: Bumper stickers!!!
    (Please excuse the rude and crude language)

    Bumper stickers like:

    Fuck you copper!!! I'm untouchable!
    I Hate Ni**ers! Should hang them all!
    Just Say No!! To Megan's Law
    My Kid Anally Raped Your Honor Student
    Your Wife... Is my finger puppet
    Kiddie Pornster & I Vote!
    RU-486 It BRINGS OUT the kid in ya!
    Woo Hoo!!! No More Wire Hangers - RU-486 is legal!!!
    I Love BUKAKKE!!!
    I rather be FISTING!
    My Other Ride is a BIG COCK!

    & many other variations.

    The point of revenge is to be SUBTLE - quiet and stealthy. Make sure your freedom NEVER gets put @ stake.

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    Well, if you cover your traces, get a condom bot (there's a free offer for condoms somewhere on the net, not 100% positive of the site or company) and then use an address trick that allows you to fill out out multiple times. It's like an apartment glitch or something. Anyways, just order like 1,000 or more condoms to his house.

    Why? 1,000 condoms is going to get him in trouble with his post office.

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    Scatter .22 rimfire shells all over his lawn. There cheap and great fun when he mows.
    My itrader was at 6 now it's 0, WTF

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