Lets say that someone has a social profile that they would rather others could not see but that they stupidly forgot their login details to both their account AND email. And lets say that the social site is very lazy at removing unwanted profiles. And lets say that the owner of this social profile wants to have their profile deindexed from Google. What would be the fastest/most efficient way to get this done? (I am willing to pay).
tl;dr: What is the fastest/quickest way to get a page deindexed on Google from an authority domain that you don't own?