I'm a web programmer, and a designer/scripter.
I know PHP, VB.net, C/C++, perl, python, flash.. etc.

I can program anything you want made. I need to make $500 before Black Friday - so if you need any kind of tool (software) or website please message me.

There is no limit to what i can accomplish! I can show examples of my work if asked.

Thanks.

You've been here since 2008, plus you know all those languages, and you still need help making $500?

Thanks for the irony. :-P
I have a problem.... its called 4 sports cars, a big ass house, and a bills. lol

I know my shit, i just want to see "SPEND IT MONEY" in my paypal account to make me feel ok about spending it.

edit:
encase anyone wants to know about my passion...
the sports cars:
96 GSX - single turbo very fast. tuned on DSMLink
94 Supra - black and sexy as hell..
92 prelude - my play car, I'm still building it.
72 corvette - 454, 125 shot of nitrous (NX)

so theirs no confusion, i also enjoy beer. and a lot of it.... all the time.. and have a G/f that loves her purses. :-\

Hit me up man, let me know if you have anything you want automated. Or a website you want made. I also have friends in person that are great at photoshop/gimp.

Sell something

i suck at selling. :-\
I've gotten a few job offers from this post so it appears i might meet my goal!
But I'm still open to other jobs, so don't hesitate to message me.

Those designer purses can bring in $500 in a heartbeat on ebay.

can you make wordpress plugin that i can grab or get content from site i choise it ?

can you make a email extractor that extractor's the email from a website and immediately mail out the extracted email to those email address?

make me an all in 1 chat bot an u got $500.

Shouldn't this thread get moved to the 'services for sale' section?

i design also.... if you can teach me enuff php for me to make money to buy 1 car and ill pay u