Hello you late nighters and insomniacs!!!
Okay, so some of you oldies have gotten some of these in the past.
It's a slow night- none of my clients have orders going on.
I need some writing to do, and maybe this will get me a bit of a rep as the...
BEST WRITER EVER!
Haha okay, maybe not. But I'm pretty epic. And this should eliminate boredom.
Anywho- let's get down to business.

I'm offering 10x 200 word articles. Probably delivered instantly.

WHAT'S THE CATCH!? You have to meet the requirements below: (legitimate BHW users only, no leeches)
1) NO NOOBS.
2) Post count of 75+.
3) iTrader of 1+ preferred, not required.
4) YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A USE FOR THE ARTICLE. Never abuse an artist's work by letting it sit!

POST OR PM WITH: The niche you would like, your keyword, and tone of the article (IE serious, informative, descriptive, goofy, compare/contrast [spark debate])

And just for shits & giggles, post a story here about the MOST embarrassing thing to ever happen to you LET'S GET SOME LAUGHS IN HERE!!!! Please don't make this a boring thread, folks!

I want a free one, sending you a PM on my topic.

Thanks!

Niche: Real Estate
Manner: informative
Keyword: rent and sell my house

Thanks in advance!

Come onnnn guys, I know someone has some life to them. Let's be engaging!!! Such strangers haha

Ritesh has received his article, Working on Saber's now

I am in.
Niche: Why having a vacuum is important - something of that sort. A creative title will be appreciated.
I will be happy if you can make it 500 words. 200 is too small LOL.
Thanks!

I don't need an article but I guess I'll contribute with a funny story!

This is awkward to talk about, and I'm embarrassed to even think about it now. We're all family here I guess so here goes!
First date, I was 14 or 15. I was shy for days. Like it was really awkward, we ended up going to a movie. Sat through the whole thing, didn't talk but sent each other messages on our phones. Rest of the evening continued like that. I think we held hands at one point. That was it. Haha oh my gosh.

Different world we are, right here, it is 10.A.M. I once got an article and i understand when they say "English is dead" sent you a PM. Thanks in advance.

Thanks alot, sending pm now, you're absolutely wonderful.

Wonderful, can you count me in? Okay, i'm sending you a pm now. Thanks pal.

Hope i make the first 10? Thanks for this, sending you a pm now.

HAHAHAHA! Yes friend, it definitely helps to talk while on a date! I mean, isn't that the point? Hehe thanks for the awesome story, and I hope dating has ramped up for you!!!

Originally Posted by Treeofl1

I don't need an article but I guess I'll contribute with a funny story!

This is awkward to talk about, and I'm embarrassed to even think about it now. We're all family here I guess so here goes!
First date, I was 14 or 15. I was shy for days. Like it was really awkward, we ended up going to a movie. Sat through the whole thing, didn't talk but sent each other messages on our phones. Rest of the evening continued like that. I think we held hands at one point. That was it. Haha oh my gosh.

Originally Posted by allfacebook

HAHAHAHA! Yes friend, it definitely helps to talk while on a date! I mean, isn't that the point? Hehe thanks for the awesome story, and I hope dating has ramped up for you!!!

Haha I'm older and wiser now dude Right now, IM is my baby. "Bros before hoes" fits in here somewhere I guess.

Be about the same for me, only the hoes would be dudes.
And I'm pretty sure IM will never propose to you... LOL
No, I'm not a gay male, I'm a chick. haha. With mainly dude friends.

Originally Posted by Treeofl1

Haha I'm older and wiser now dude Right now, IM is my baby. "Bros before hoes" fits in here somewhere I guess.

So at the moment, 2 are completely finished, another is awaiting a response, and there are 7 up for grabs.
5 more gone from the replies on the thread that I see.
2 more left for sure, possibly more. Rough number? Everyone is replying all of a sudden o.O