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In what has to be a monumental case of the hump-day blues, a Japanese man literally stabbed himself to avoid going into work.

The disheartened employee, 54-year-old Masaru Miura, of Kasugai in Japan’s Aichi Prefecture, reportedly stabbed himself in the hip in a subway station bathroom in the Nagoya Municipal at about 7:20am Wednesday.

Miura then went to a nearby police station and filed a false police report saying, “An unknown man stabbed me from behind,” Asahi reports.

While he was awaiting treatment for the stab wound, police began questioning him further, leading Miura to cave and tell the officers that he had lied and stabbed himself to get out of going to work.


https://www.rt.com/viral/378558-japanese-man-stab-work/
 
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This sounds like the ancient Japanese tradition of Sudoku.. er I mean seppuku
 
I don't believe it. The Japanese police probably made him say he did it to himself so they wouldn't have to look for the assailant.
The Japanese police have a history of ending homicide investigations claiming them to be suicides so that their homicide rate is low.
 
mickyfu said:
Couldn't he have just said he got the shits cause his dog wasn't cooked properly?
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either way the guy would get fired for disrespecting his famiry

which honestly is perfectly fine since https://www.cnet.com/news/pansonic-wants-its-workers-to-relax-and-work-80-hours-max/

https://www.cnet.com/news/pansonic-wants-its-workers-to-relax-and-work-80-hours-max/
 
This one of many sources talking about this practice:
http://www.nationmaster.com/blog/?p=74
"What are most disturbing are however arguments that the low crime is partially a result of a police culture that are obsessed with keeping crime statistics low. Former detectives claim that police is unwilling to investigate homicides unless there is a clear suspects and frequently labels unnatural deaths as suicides without performing autopsies. Coincidentally, Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world."
 
Yawn now stating a fact is racist. YEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWNNNN
 
pewep said:
*YAAWN* casual racism is so 2016 micky. Aren't you tired by now?
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pretty sure it's not legal to sell dog or cat meat in japan, but it's still a solid knee-slapper
 
Turhan said:
I don't believe it. The Japanese police probably made him say he did it to himself so they wouldn't have to look for the assailant.
The Japanese police have a history of ending homicide investigations claiming them to be suicides so that their homicide rate is low.
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interesting. what are your thoughts on karoshi then?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kar%C5%8Dshi
 
Japan has the third position in terms of suicide. So, nothing new here !!
 
He wanted to fry his flesh. Whatsoever who cares? Truth is naked on it's own way(s).
 
Oh the shame of having to admit it was self inflicted.

UK self inflicted is different;

It's like in the UK, first weekend of sun and 80 degree heat and everyone goes out on the piss in the sun and end up with sunburn / sunstroke, so cry off work.
 
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