I am 21, my girlfriend is 29. He and she went to high school together over 10 years ago. I feel like saying some dumb ass shit like: Ahh yes grasshopper it IS the early bird that gets the worm, but what you fail to realise is that it is the second mouse who gets the cheese.
I should end it like that and walk away from it as if I have just said something epic, no? What do you guys think? Thanks