Or, I could just stop drinking coors, and go back to absolut !!... The wife can't drive my car!!, it's a 5sp RT/TT Stealth, 412hp....She can't handle that kind of ride!!...

There was one time, that she drove it.....
here's the story:

Dented Front left fender- $198
Cracked Carbon Fiber Hood- $480
Broken axle shaft- $310
Calling her husband after swerving for a fucking rabbit- Priceless