I had a run in with a gang of ... Lady Boys in Koh Samui. Turned a wrong corner a little too drunk. Was during the last world cup, and luckily a group of you fine fellows from the UK popped in to back me up. Hate to think what might have happened to my wallet or my a$$. God save the queen.

Knew there was a large cross dressing and transgender population, but had no idea it had trickled so far down the age circuit.