Hilarious!

I just checked out some questions on yahoo answers after I saw the "I spilled milk on my sister's silk panties" thread and I am LMAO
Some of the questions that are asked amaze me hahaha there are so many dumb/perverted people out there and they ask the most retarded things.
If you ever need to be entertained give Yahoo! Answers a try!
For example, search for any "dirty" word and you'll know what I mean.


What is the best way to clean *** stains on a mattress (serious question)?
How do you remove *** stains from upholstered car seats?
Is there a way to get set in *** stains out of a vehicle seat?
Why is my *** not coming out in a steady flow?
What is the easiest way for a girl to make herself *** quickly, when she has never done it before?
I just masturbated and got my first *** spirt. Why does like my chest hurt and I feel uncomfortable

What might cause *** to expel from penis after bowel movement?
How do you grow your *** load by huge amounts?
How do I get my man really excited enough to ***?
What will happen if you keep masturbating even after you ***?
How can I get my boyfriend to *** during intercourse?
What can I do to help someone *** without having to masturbate?
How fast does *** regenerate after ejaculation?

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LOL at the question below!
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How long would it take to make *** sweet?

My friend eats a lot of spicy food and they say, that it makes your *** taste nastay?
But you know that whole thing where you have to eat sweet food, "Like pineapples" to make it sweet..
well how long would it take to make his *** sweet?

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I know what youre talking about
I made my boyfriend stop eating greasy foods because it made his nut taste..ugh!
So he started eating pinapple and lots of fruits and veggies and a greasy food every now and then..It took about 3 weeks, and now it taste like caramel!

hehe i noticed that some time ago already... i remember sb saying: what could you find on the Internet if porn was banned? one and only site saying 'give the porn back!' idk... it was a movie or sth i heard it from;p

1 word, eggnog... they will swallow!!

"now it taste like caramel" You guys are a trip! Thanks for the laugh!

2Cent said:

"now it taste like caramel" You guys are a trip! Thanks for the laugh!

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Hahahahahaha there are thousands of these on yahoo answers, one funnier than the other, I wouldn't give a damn about "it" not tasting like caramel if I have to eat fruits and veggies as meals LOL

AdamSC said:

See these questions are hilarious but what is even funnier if you give a serious sounding answer you can make them do anything:

"If you eat nothing but marshmallows for two weeks it'll taste sweet"

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Just got a great idea on how to monetize these!

xXxXx said:

Just got a great idea on how to monetize these!

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Just manufacture eggnog in a container that doesn't say anything about eggnog and sell it as jizz sweetener. Make them little 4oz bottles and say you have to drink 1 every 12 hours and it may take up to 14 days to take full effect. If it didn't work, (which is does work) no one would sue you because who is actually going to admit to spitting or swallowing!!

ShiftySituation said:

Just manufacture eggnog in a container that doesn't say anything about eggnog and sell it as jizz sweetener. Make them little 4oz bottles and say you have to drink 1 every 12 hours and it may take up to 14 days to take full effect. If it didn't work, (which is does work) no one would sue you because who is actually going to admit to spitting or swallowing!!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I am up for a JV for this!
We can make money from this, apparently it's a big market!

Shit! Did I just give away another great idea!?!? I want in when someone is up to manufacturing it.

OP doesn't know what a troll is.

"it made his nut taste..ugh"

Made me laugh.