'...Welcome aboard fellow Brit, although I am long gone from England.

There's a lot of Yanks here, (No offence!) They're a devious lot, but they don't half know their stuff. Just celebrate Independence Day: July 4 with them and agree that they won WWII single-handed and they'll never know you're an alien.

Jolly good to have you here old chap! (Do they still talk like that in Blighty?)

...Oh, and go easy on our Queen Lizzy. Look who they've got!

themagician